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Historically Elaine

@400redpandas / 400redpandas.tumblr.com

(She/Her | 29) Certified Sicko™ transfem. TERFs and minors DNI

WAIT

I JUST REMEMBERED HEARING AN ELON MUSK QUOTE WHERE HE TALKS ABOUT HOW HE BELIEVES CHESS IS "TOO SIMPLE" OR WHATEVER AND HE SAID HIS FAVORITE GAME WAS A GAME CALLED "POLYTOPIA"

I JUST REMEMBERED THAT IVE PLAYED POLYTOPIA

It being Elon's favorite game (or at least one so important to him that his biographer dedicates a lot of time to it) is.....really really funny.

Basically, imagine Civilization, but as a mobile game. So like if Civilization Revolution was even more dumbed down (that's a Civilization insult. That's devastating. It's devastated right now). For what it's worth, it's not a bad game. On the contrary, from what I could tell in the little bit of time I played it, it's a perfectly competent game with good design. But it's not a deep game by any means. I played through it once, won easily on my first go, then saw that the other playable characters had barely any differences between them.

Like, not to imply you can judge a book by its cover, but here's what it looks like

I came across an article by Dave Karpf discussing this exact thing, and I think it describes it wonderfully

"UM OP DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT THIS INNOCUOUS VIDEO/IMAGE/POST IS ACTUALLY FETISH CONTENT"

  1. might not be true at all and might be puritan panic you bought into but ok
  2. even if it IS true, ok?? and?? based

everyone is correct in that i missed a crucial option 3. i'm into that actually

4. Please consider some internal exploration of why you "recognized" this as fetish content.

Devils sacrament?!

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5. All content on the internet is fetish content if you believe in yourself.

BEHOLD!

Fetish content!

distraught that i understand this

By the blessed power of Paint.NET and the lasso tool, I have dunked the poorly cropped cybertrucks in the harbor. These greyscale colonists will have to suffer the consequences of all that free lithium in their water 😔

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Boston Tesla Party

Don’t do that to the poor harbor, we’ll never get the lithium out

Also this image looks AI to me. The rigging seems to have two ships overlapping implausibly, and there are the two people standing in water that is dozens of feet deep. That’s not a boston skyline either.

Reminder that It’s better to do it badly yourself than to have AI do it badly for you

By the blessed power of Paint.NET and the lasso tool, I have dunked the poorly cropped cybertrucks in the harbor. These greyscale colonists will have to suffer the consequences of all that free lithium in their water 😔

to everyone who has been talked out of testosterone HRT because it will make you "scary": no it will not. testosterone isn't "scary". masculinization isn't "scary". being masculine or a man isn't "scary". it's just another way to be a person. testosterone HRT is a good thing. it helps many people. if you want to take it, take it. don't let anyone else tell you not to because it "scares" them. it's not happening to them. their fears don't matter to you. it's happening to you. it's your choice.

Oh 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂! You didn’t tell me you had a beast in your home. You’ve got a little goggyee. Eh- BOGGY. A poopy dog. A buppy- a little 𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐺 ƊOƐGGУ. I’ve never seen a reell dog before! We only have Lego® Dogs on Lego® Island. 𝒪𝒽! Oh FUCK! Oh fuck nooo! This red bastard’s got teeth! Sharp teethh. He’s going to tear me into little Lego® pieces. I’ve never been so scared in my life! WHAT THE FUCK this is like a jumpscare from Five Fuckers at Uncle Festers. GET ME THE  𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂  OUT OF HERE!

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