Chérie's 0-Days

Salut, mes amis~ <3

It has certainly been a fair bit. You may call me Kaelli <3

I am no stranger to this site, however after a bad interstate pileup involving a car and many hammers, I had scrambled away. I find myself returning now because eh why not.

I'm a transfem hackergirl with hardly a filter and many, MANY freaky tastes.

You may expect some hacking posts and references, whatever the hell I want, and LOTS of horny content. You have been warned.

I am into pretty much almost anything you can throw at me, just try me and I'll probably enjoy it. If not I'll make it known <3

Bigots are not welcomed here, if you even attempt to interact you risk waking to inverted feet and all of your cookware being melted.

HEADS UP NERDS i forgot to link my ko-fi so BAM

theres no pressure for sending me anything but its VERY appreciated while im still in job search hell <3

Edit: Rbed again due to name change >:3

Inspired by this tumblr post. based on this twitter post

Ollie's doing her best. (bonus after the jump)

my (biological) mother texted to ask me what i'm into right now, to see if there was anything she could pick up for me at toronto comic con.

apparently "lesbian sex with clocky trannies a decade younger than me" was not an appropriate answer to the question

One of the funniest contrasts between Destiny 2 and Warframe is their wandering void traders. Like,

Xûr is always a little hunched and he dresses like he lives in a dumpster. Nothing he says makes sense. His face is made of ethereal tentacles. He says nothing belongs to him and even his will is not his own. Up until a few months ago, you had to search across the solar system for him and sometimes he'd be up in a tree.

Baro Ki'Teer stands on a little box to make himself taller than you. He's literally just a normal human in fancy clothing. He sends you an email to announce that he's arrived and where he is. If you don't show up wearing Gucci he clearly thinks you're a peasant. He sells his own merch.

One is a cryptic space hobo, one is a pretentious art dealer, and I NEED to see what would happen if you locked them in a room with each other

You know... the Destiny and Warframe universes are already both so weird that I don't think Xûr and Baro being romantically involved would even surprise me that much

somebody on one of my other posts pointed out this insane double standard where, if there is a canonically transfeminine character in a piece of fiction, there is this consistent pattern of people blatantly bad-faith asserting that it makes more sense/would be better if she were transmasc.

Bridget, June, Ralsei — this is literally just the first three examples that came to mind even. as soon as there are even rumblings of an implication that a character is transfem, people who categorically didn’t give a shit before rear their heads to say “actually 🤓 ☝️ this can’t be canon because this character isn’t irrational or stupid enough to want to be a woman”

no i don't want you to redirect me to your app i want to look at recipe

i am not going to a secondary location with you one of us dies here

doodle of my gf's sona 🐉💜

dry humping should be desperate and needy. it should feel like you're trying to knock me up through 4 layers of fabric.

This is like a commercial for the dangers of teaching kids physics

When people say boys will be boys I wish this was the sort of thing they meant.

Okay but props to them actually stopping and trying to slow the spin to save their friend and not just letting him fling off into space

me self reblogging my posts just in case the specific mutual currently online that I think would like it hasn’t already seen it

commission for mamooranth