"gay or european" also goes for middle-aged women btw. that lady with short hair no makeup and sneakers isn't a lesbian she's just german

NOOOO SANGUINIUS, HOLDING IT IN DOESNT DO ANTYTHING

Og scribble i did cus its also expressive

Knight and Cloak of Night

Vote with your heart not with your pussy

"How could you do this" with the help of the demon blade "this isn't you" well yeah it's me and the demon blade "I know you're a good person" yeah that wasn't in question "please come home" not if you're gonna be a dick to the demon blade "we need to destroy the demon blade" listen I don't come to family gatherings and say we Need To Destroy aunt cassie and she's genuinely evil, unlike the demon blade

no you do have to be interested in f/f pairings and if not you will be executed

happy april fools everyone I cast penis explosion

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its just embarrassing when you make a fandom related post and it doesnt get any notes like okay. so no one want to play tuoys with me. no one wants to play with our little guys together. okay thats fine. yeah its cool... puts my hands in my jacket pockets. kicks a beer can that was on the side of the road a little

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

objectifying men in armor will literally never get old. like, work it shiny boy. hit ‘em with that old razzle dazzle you fuckin trash can. hottie! (tucks $5 into your cuirass) 

Throws in some gold coins at the neck opening and hear it rattling all the way down.

clown plush party favors

Did they stop quartering people cuz they realized all it did was create four of the guy they were trying to kill

posts from the timeline where starfish are the dominant civilization

i loveeeeee men. shoutout men #man #men #faggot

how i'm tryna be