the sun won't consume the earth for another 5-7 billion years.. plenty of time to chill (chills for 5-7 billion years) ah - the sun!!

very big fan of when shows put wigs on actors and say ‘yeah. That’s him when he was younger fuck you’. No anti aging ai, no teen actor hired. Just. The same guy with a fuckass wig

Translucence

"there's a guy in the walls" movies exist in a universe that I fucking WISH was real. imagine how easy it would be to install stuff in walls if the space behind a wall was not 3.5 inches/8.9 cm deep and I could get my whole self in there. of course that would mean a guy could get in there too, but what are the odds.

<currently blogging from inside this idiot's walls>

PLEASE help me feed these ethernet cables downstairs or I'm gonna kill myself before you get a crack at me

thread it down here champ, we'll get this installed come hell or high water

you are the best scary murderer who could have ever crawled into my walls

does anyone want to hire me to be their evil advisor

i mean normal advisor

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

For the last time dude, my leitmotif sounds exactly like it always has. There is no symbolism for creeping corruption in there

Sherlock

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

its just embarrassing when you make a fandom related post and it doesnt get any notes like okay. so no one want to play tuoys with me. no one wants to play with our little guys together. okay thats fine. yeah its cool... puts my hands in my jacket pockets. kicks a beer can that was on the side of the road a little

Explaining recipes in FFXIV to my bestie

Texas has been partially consumed by the cybertech future btw. It's fine though the garlic's still there

commuting to the bit. yeah ill be there in about 40 minutes just keep stalling

The peace after the chaos.

Botanical [ 8 colors ]

Nature doesn't hurry, yet everything is accomplished.

hydro dragon, hydro dragon, don't cry