do u ever just

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

sorry to post facebook videos on main but the sound of jello going through an industrial shredder is both mesmerizing and horrible

presented without commentary or apology

Why OP

slam that fucking unmute button

Oh? what a promising thumbnail.

That’s quite a costume. I love this woman’s hair, and her energy…

WAITAMINUTE

Yeah, it really be like tha- MOTHERGODDAMNFUCKER

Alright let’s get this over with

AHAHAA, GOTTEM

Every year the notes on this post make me so happy

I am yet again fueled by outrage for another year

M O R E

>:o)

I wasn't tagged, BUT I saw @phenanthreneblue do this and it was so fucking cute!

Look at me being a little guy

Tagging: @rayslittlekitten @emilykaldwen @foxinthegodswood @queen--kenobi

What cute little guys we have! Thanks for the tag 🖤

No presh tags: @lady-morrigen @bouncehousedemons @selfproclaimedunicorn @realfernmayo

Thank you for the tag @foxinthegodswood 💕

No pressure tags: @desvoeux @bitchofdarkness @the-dendrophile-bookdragon @rottengrowls @nightlydisease @ibikus

Thank you for tagging me, love @bouncehousedemons 🩷

Tags: @ulfrsmal @outtoshatter @luns-world @pdxtrent @maibearcore @ser-rctslcyer (but no pressure)

Ooo thank you for the tag!

Tags: @fceriestcrdst @nowritingonthewall @tinyphantomsalad (no pressure but also anyone can do it if they want to :3)

Eeeeee ty for the tag!!!

Thank you so much for the tag! Yours is so cute! 💚🫂

Tagging: YOU 🫵

Thank you for the tag lol

It's me!! And Catt Murdock!

Tagging: @shadesofflame @inkybugger @voxconcordia @sulkybender @lesbianherald @aixabi @monaisme @sarah-sandwich

This was exactly the distraction I needed. Thank you for the tag @joyful-soul-collector 😊

Tagging simply for the fun of it: @sarah-sandwich, @itsmechara426, @butterflygrl62, @imbecamiel, @frost-pink, @vankaar

@joyful-soul-collector and @monaisme both tagged me teehee

I'm feeling like a grouch this afternoon (surely has nothing to do with skipping lunch until a little bit ago oops) and am yelling at the metaphorical kids to get off my metaphorical lawn.

Tagging: @writer-or-whatever @myarmsaretoolong @ploncc @shipskicksandgiggles @out--of--ordinary @outofmyhead-justlikeyou

!!!! fuckin PRECIOUS!!!!!!! I hope the day gets less gromp and that tomorrow has EVEN LESS gromp than that! (but in the mean time gET THOSE METAPHORICAL KIDS)

lookit my lil squonch of a person -3-

no pressure tagging @ahordeofwasps as well as the person reading this!!

This is a cute picrew maker! Thanks for the tag!

No pressure tagging @willtheweaver @chauceryfairytales @space-writes @winterandwords and open tag!

A group of far-future linguists and archeologists suddenly *poof* into existence in front of me. One is holding a tablet. "What is the difference between 'red sauce' and 'tomato sauce?'" they ask me. "The distinction is not clear in extant texts from this time and place."

"Uh, they're the same thing," I tell them. "Who are you?"

"Yes!" the being with the tablet exclaims.

One of the other researchers groans. "No! My thesis...months of writing wasted..." One of the others comforts them.

"Now, what is this object for?" The first researcher holds up a discolored, dinged-up plastic object. It's clearly been buried in the ground for quite some time, but the two holes and the scuffed plastic window are distinctive.

"That's a cassette tape. You record music with it."

"Interesting, interesting." The being enters something on the tablet.

"How are you speaking English?"

"Sophisticated translation technology," one of the researchers confides. "We are students of your society. From the future."

"What does this pictogram represent?" The researcher with the tablet turns it around so that the screen faces me.

It's the eggplant emoji.

"Sex," I say. "Why do you need to ask me this if you can time travel or whatever? Can't you just go wherever you want to go and look around and see how these things are being used?"

The beings shift guiltily and look at each other. "Technically, travel to times and places prior the advent of time travel is strictly prohibited. Paradoxes, you know."

"Oh."

"We must get back before our advisor returns to the lab. Just don't tell anyone you saw us, alright? The space-time continuity depends on it. Can you do that?"

"Uh, sure, I guess?"

One of them pats me on the head. "And don't go to Mars."

"Okay. Wait, why? Is it dangerous?"

"No. Just not worth it."

The group disappears in a shimmering light.

The cassette clatters to the sidewalk behind them.

Out of befuddlement, mainly, I pick it up. It's clearly old, discolored and scuffed, but it still has tape in it.

I carry the tape around in my pocket for a while. The curiosity builds. I want to know what's on that tape. I don't have a cassette player anymore, so I go to Goodwill and pick up the first one I can find, praying that it still works. I plug it in. It turns on.

I slide the tape inside. It's dirty, but it still seems to be in decent shape. I snap the player closed and hit play. The wheels begin to turn. I hold my breath.

A familiar tune starts up. A wobbly voice comes out of the machine.

We're no strangers to love

My train was late. AGAIN.

Doodle

Its weird how quickly stereotyping cats based on color has taken off online now

I'd say its just people wanting to lovingly tease their pets, but I've come across several conversations recently of people wondering what genetically causes orange cats "to be that way". I think it's because they are a cat.

It's even weirder because people act like "orange cat behaviour" is a long-standing cultural stereotype and not something that popped up in the last five years!

going to my friends environmental storytelling themed birthday party and theres overturned chairs and blood everywhere and everyone is gone