one thing about americans is that they know how to make a fucking milkshake

i hate the stupid milk consistency shit you get here like if you give me a milkshake it better be rock fucking solid. i want that thang thick like concrete. it should piss me off trying to drink it through a straw. i should have to wait for it to thaw

Americans are so good at making Beverage. One of our Foundational Moments was actually a party involving Making Beverage. Google "Boston Tea Party" for more

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perhaps i am just sensitive but i think if someone in front of you in line is being a dick to the cashier you should be allowed to bash their skull in with a hammer. Just how i think the world should be

Is the youths negative perception of Israel due to antisemitism or is it because israeli soldiers posted themselves on tiktok wearing palestinian women's lingerie 🤔

Is it antisemitism or is it the mangled bodies of palestinian children? Is it antisemitism or videos of soldiers making light of blowing up a school or mosque? Is it watching their government approve weapons transfers to Israel to attack a strip of land full of people with no capability to defend themselves? Is it antisemitism or the articles coming out that israeli soldiers admit running their tanks over people, using palestinian captives as human shields in buildings, or admitting they killed children? It's a tough call honestly

Is it antisemitism or is it simply recognizing that Palestinian lives (Arab lives and people of color lives in general) are human lives and being able to have empathy for them?

Is it antisemitism or is it recognizing settler colonialism and its violence against indigenous people, seeing ourselves and so many other people in the Palestinian struggle for liberation?

combination of minecraft movie and failure of american economy is creating a really good vibe i think

yo, can we get an update from this guy? you think he already jumped from the last floor of his office building?

"a trip to the alps could cost twice as much as it did 3 years ago"

"porsche raising prices by 20% in response to tariffs, what this means for you"

"how local man rebalanced his budget when his stock portfolio lost $10k last Wednesday"

usamericans love to say "oh i'm irish oh i'm italian oh i'm mexican" and so on with every nationality in the world to try to absolve themselves of a sin they can't bear to confront. ok pal let's see what's in your passport then

get back demon 🤺🤺🤺 fuck off

many people making fun of cory booker for giving a fake filibuster that wasn't even blocking any legislation. or immediately letting a trump appointee through by unanimous consent after he was done. or meeting in his office with yoav gallant after the icc arrest warrant was issued. but people don't appreciate the courage he showed in being diapered up on the senate floor like that

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We literally cannot let them start charging 80 dollars for video games 70 dollars was already outrageous 60 was pushing it. 80 fucking dollars. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND. For MARIO?!?!?!?!?

If we don’t buy it, they’ll lower the price, just like the 3DS. They make more money from 2 million people buying it at $60 than 1 million at $80

you're an idiot if you think jopping is more popping than jumping just because it has more letters in common. jumping is the main act you're jumping And Popping, that's why jumping gets the first letter of jopping. You really underestimate how important the first part of the word is, especially because think about the actual acts of jumping and popping and now tell me you still think jumping isn't the base the main part of it all

What the fuck is jopping can this verb be explained to me in a way that isn’t jump+pop? In what situation does one jop?

Just leave me alone