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Aftg Headcanon Skit: How Each Fox Sneeze

Matt sneezes like a normal person… at first. But with each sneeze, the volume increases until he's basically shouting them out in rapid succession. ("Hh'CHOO! Hh’CHOO!! Hh'CHOOO!!!")

Dan has a relatively mild sneeze, but her whole body gets involved, she jerks forward so violently she headbutts whatever's in front of her. ("AAh—OW, DAMN IT!")

Renee sneezes like a delicate little fairy. It’s soft, cute, and completely unremarkable. ("h'chh!") The only one immune to the Foxes' chaos.

Allison tries so hard to hold it in and ends up with a long, drawn-out, suffering sneeze. It sounds like a dying balloon and somehow lasts three seconds too long. ("Hh’NNNGGHHhhCHhhhooouuuhh.")

Seth sneezes loud, but it comes with a massive, grotesque snort that echoes through the room. Everyone reacts like they've just been personally attacked.

Kevin has the daintiest, most unexpectedly high-pitched sneeze ever. His voice shoots up 70%, and of course Nicky will never let him live it down. ("Hh'TCHhiieew!!") "Oh my god, did a princess just sneeze? Was that Cinderella?"

Aaron sneezes into his arm and then just... stays there. Completely frozen. Suspended in time. No one knows if he's okay. After a full minute, he just recovers like nothing happened.

Nicky sneezes so dramatically that it shakes the walls, wakes up the dead, and probably summons a minor deity. Coach Wymack storms in from three rooms away, "What the hell was that?!"

Andrew has the most disrespectfully tiny sneeze. Just a soft, barely audible "chh." No one hears it except Neil.

Neil is a double sneezer, always needing to follow up with another one. The second sneeze is always somehow stronger than the first. Unfortunately, this occasionally results in him falling down the stairs. Again.

I love the aftg main trio because it’s like the butcher of Baltimore’s son who has managed to make it out alive, an actual fucking guard dog in human form, and national sensation exy star Kevin day. It has real “I am here for yakuza negotiations. I have brought my body guard boyfriend, and also celebrity Kevin day is here. He wouldn’t stop crying when we tried to leave.”

i've been wondering why does Bryson wants Jeremy to fail the LSAT exam so badly. He can still humiliate him in other ways and everything, but why is it so important to Bryson that he even had to threaten him??? like what does he grain if he fails, and what does he lose if he passes it???

I WANT TO KNOW!!!

I’m guessing Bryson failed it, maybe multiple times, so he can’t allow Jeremy to be better than him.

Obsessed with how Will Graham showed up to work twitching, trembling, and visibly distressed, and the entire department is like “This is Will, he just does this sometimes, he’s in perfect shape to go look at some mutilated corpses”

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