Aftg Headcanon Skit: How Each Fox Sneeze
Matt sneezes like a normal person… at first. But with each sneeze, the volume increases until he's basically shouting them out in rapid succession. ("Hh'CHOO! Hh’CHOO!! Hh'CHOOO!!!")
Dan has a relatively mild sneeze, but her whole body gets involved, she jerks forward so violently she headbutts whatever's in front of her. ("AAh—OW, DAMN IT!")
Renee sneezes like a delicate little fairy. It’s soft, cute, and completely unremarkable. ("h'chh!") The only one immune to the Foxes' chaos.
Allison tries so hard to hold it in and ends up with a long, drawn-out, suffering sneeze. It sounds like a dying balloon and somehow lasts three seconds too long. ("Hh’NNNGGHHhhCHhhhooouuuhh.")
Seth sneezes loud, but it comes with a massive, grotesque snort that echoes through the room. Everyone reacts like they've just been personally attacked.
Kevin has the daintiest, most unexpectedly high-pitched sneeze ever. His voice shoots up 70%, and of course Nicky will never let him live it down. ("Hh'TCHhiieew!!") "Oh my god, did a princess just sneeze? Was that Cinderella?"
Aaron sneezes into his arm and then just... stays there. Completely frozen. Suspended in time. No one knows if he's okay. After a full minute, he just recovers like nothing happened.
Nicky sneezes so dramatically that it shakes the walls, wakes up the dead, and probably summons a minor deity. Coach Wymack storms in from three rooms away, "What the hell was that?!"
Andrew has the most disrespectfully tiny sneeze. Just a soft, barely audible "chh." No one hears it except Neil.
Neil is a double sneezer, always needing to follow up with another one. The second sneeze is always somehow stronger than the first. Unfortunately, this occasionally results in him falling down the stairs. Again.
