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Queer, sleepless and a hot mess.

@apple-eating-goat / apple-eating-goat.tumblr.com

She/they/it + maybe he Alterhuman creature with ADHD anxiety and diet autism
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don't contact me for donations. I can't give you anything and it just makes me feel horrible. You'll get no exposure from my blog.

anyways

I was given the ability to draw and I'm making it everyone else's problem

[Big text: I was given the ability to draw and I'm making it everyone else's problem]

Hello! Call me Apple. Any pronouns I think

Pronouns list is here

I take stamp requests! send them in pls :3

Version with blinkies

I'm the self-appointed killsquad CEO

Feel free to ask me stupid questions and chat with me. (totally not begging. definitely. yep./s)

Sideblogs are @ask-group-ceres (OCs), @rwvau-repository (Vigilante AU), and @spearmaster-is-gay (Kin stuff)

RW rp very much welcome (Just don't come expecting no shipping)

Art tag is #apple arting

reblog filter tag is #not a reblog (only filters posts where I'm not the original poster)

Other interests include:

rimworld (aka war crime simulator 2013)

fanfiction

SS13

clone wars (Fox is so done and I love him)

women /silly

old hyperfixations on Wings of fire, Warrior cats and hermitcraft

the stamp/frozen blinkie army:

Stamp credit to @psystirene (first two rows and nonbinary spearmaster stamp) @plateboundary (third row) @a-rabid-snake (boomstick silhouette art on fourth row) @thunder-wolf64 (boomstick pixel art on fourth row) @fum1r (slightly grainy artihunter stamp) and @aloe-vera-7 (8 bit artihunter stamp)

The others are self-made! (you can use them, just credit me)

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Bot slayer badge by @totallypumpkin

#not a reblog#rain world#apple arting#beep beep
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wait which vinegar were you guys even drinking i dont remember-

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as far as i can tell White Vinegar is the most acidic and also cheap af so ill take that

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Alright, about 4 shots down the drain fuck you guys were chuggin

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FUCK me that is some ACID alright-

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uh oh

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*Deep breath*

GIRL

WHY THE FUCK

DID YOU DO THIS?

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hOly FUCK

MAN

so pro tip: if you ever need to throw up for some reason

DRINK A LOT OF VVINEGAR!

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YOU WHAT

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all of you....

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Gonna go on a walk to the town for stuff

Hopefully my mental health issues don't decide to flare up because there's "no mental stimulation" or whatever

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โŸจโŸจ MISSION: COMPLETE โŸฉโŸฉ

Purchased items

Exercised

Thoughts:

Shitposting
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Hot Slugcat Sex
ULTRAKILL
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NONONONO

*glances up*

STOP PLEASE I-

*Constant ping noises*

DEER LET'S COMPROโ€“

*sound of hundreds of posts getting liked and reblogged*

REEEE

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I see they got to you too

I'm making it worse <3

@methoxyacetyltryptamine ;)

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APPLE, NEITHER DEER AND I FOLLOW EACH OTHER SO I DON'T GET THIS WHA- WHAT YOU TRYING TO SAY!?!?!??!!??

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go forth and annoy my mutual please

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APPLE YOU BITCH

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Muahaahahahahahha

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so funny that humans imagined a creature that is like a human but bigger and called it a โ€œgiantโ€. thatโ€™s such an uncreative name. thatโ€™s just an adjective. โ€œitโ€™s a giant!โ€ โ€œa giant what?!โ€ โ€œa giantโ€ฆ um. yeah. giant.โ€

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oh my god,,,, the word was originally used for the creature and not as an adjective,,,,, thatโ€™s even funnier *guy seeing something huge* wow! thatโ€™s roughly the size of one of those big creatures wouldnโ€™t you say?

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official linguistics post

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If memory serves, the same happened with oranges.

And flys + fly have entirely separate etymologies

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For now: 15

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damn this is my only one

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Most of them don't get much use; the majority of those things where you send an oc an ask or whatever, and people don't really interact

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out of my 3:

  • I don't use one anymore at all
  • One only posts asks
  • And I rarely ever use the last one

actually hold on I'm curious:

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Here I'd say it's two; my blog where I get tagged to bugs, and the one where I endlessly reblog a newt.

I might try to be more active on the dinosaur gimmick one, though

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