Please do not send me asks for donations

Here's why:

Please, just respect the fact that I have said this.

Edit: To all the people reblogging this, I'm sorry you have had to deal with this too. And yes, you can put this in your pinned post! Stay safe <3

pinned post here:

https://www.tumblr.com/baxieblur-turnip/767706295253991424/trying-my-hand-at-making-a-pinned-post-this-will?source=share

(on mobile cannot format links apologies)

So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

and for the love of god, don’t just spam it with memes or le funny shrek jokes or whatever, they’ll just hang up

make plausible-sounding reports for things that don’t actually exist, so that they actually have to waste time/resources investigating false leads - the goal is to waste time they would otherwise be using to do their jobs, not to get tumblr clout for being an epic troll

So apparently the internet article said the superintendent wouldn't be deterred by the prank calls because they would 'taper off eventually'. It'd be a real shame if this post stayed in circulation via queues so they get a consistent list of prank calls to filter through. 😇

i scheduled this like a month ago

ive never scheduled anything i wonder if this works

hi future me :D

I may not even be here by the time this post is posted. If I have disappeared and this is the only news you’ve heard from me in forever, know that I scheduled this.

Originally written December 31, 2023

Scheduled for 1 month

absolutely beautiful. Scheduled for 2 months. Prithee spread’th the word.

Does it work internationally lol then I'm all for it

oooo i love prank calls

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

Don’t let the fact that you can’t remember your headspace memories very well distress you. The headspace is a different reality, it’s like dreams, it’s not physical reality and it may just be mental or spiritual. Your brain makes memories in physical reality with the use of senses and your body, since there is a disconnect of that in your headspace, you might be more forgetful and that’s okay. That doesn’t make your headspace less real - V

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addicted to sending this clip from twilight to my friends whenever they are in a situation where i think they should lie

Shelda when the Journalist asks why she has a cinnamon roll for an arm

HORSES ARE REAL AND BEAUTIFUL.

NOW AVAILABLE WHEREVER YOU CAN FIND HORSES.

fuck it we ball (malnourished, heavy eve bags, dehydrated, and on the verge of insanity)

only the most important info goes on wikipedia

Stop saying…

Note: I’m NOT saying that these are synonymous. This is also not an exhaustive list.

consume, little beast, so you may grow strong enough to destroy them all

it's so funny how tumblr rolls out updates because i keep seeing a slowly growing number of posts about how terrible it is but your tumblr is the same. it's like a slow going zombie apocalypse. there is no escape but for now you're alive