just remembered the other day a teen approached me holding a rapidly melting chunk of ice in his hand and asked if i wanted to buy a "limited edition pet rock"

In House of Leaves, Navidson spends huge chunks of the book stuck in his home, while in Homestuck, John leaves the house almost immediately. Really makes you think.

listen: cheating at baseball is like a whole second sport. as long as baseball has existed, people have been cheating at it

look at this shit.

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i love wearing jeans. i feel so beautiful. like bruce springsteen

Jake and Logan Paul are the Wario and Waluigi versions of the Da Vinki twins.

the king picked the guy with skull shoulderpads for the court magician job, which is exciting

Transitioning is far and away the best choice I ever made. I only started three years ago and it's improved my life immeasurably. I would do it again every time.

It's never too late to start HRT. You may think it won't matter, that it won't help you, but you literally can't imagine how much it can do. The world is scary for us right now, but I promise it's still worth it.

Buy the new clothes.

Pick a new name.

Start HRT.

Anyone who tells you not to isn't worth your time.

Cookie wishes you a bad day! >:(

April Fools! Cookie wishes you a good day! :)

You should never forget literally the best line in all of video games

Final version with the most amazing addition made by a friend~.

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