I've wanted to voice this comic ever since I first saw it
Was Elrond in a gay marriage? We don’t know, because it’s none of our goddamn business. … No matter what Elrond got up to, it didn’t effect his ability to perform his job like a boss. And that is to provide travelers with great directions.
reblog if you would also like to be ruled by a well-appointed bisexual elf wizard
woke casting smh
I work cybersecurity, this is like half my job.
the whole vaccine deal tbh
antidepressants
Yes these are all the work of wizards
"A girl without her dick is like an angel wi-""NO a girl without her dick is like an angel whose loses her-" why do you gotta be an angel dawg. Why do you wanna play the harp. Anyway catch me working on a 28-step plan to change god's mind about gender
killing god and installing a server room in its place
So there are several species of frogs that have evolved to be so small that their vestibular balance system doesn't work well and I'm sorry but it's the funniest thing to watch them try to jump.
I say a lot of stuff on this blog about "play another game" and I really want people to understand what I mean about that. monopolies are bad. DnD has, through marketing and business decisions and luck and capital, dominated the entire hobby in a way that no other creative genre has ever seen before.
At the barricades of freedom *vague sizzling of cooked meats*
can we like, have adaptations made by people who care about the thing they're adapting
i saw this cool quote on tiktok that sums this up pretty well:
“The wealthy are limited by talent, the talented are limited by wealth”