"If God is for us, who can be against us?"

jesus sensing you spawn into a crowded space 2000 years in the past with a body full of vaccines: God give me strength

happy birthday mr carpenter ❤️‍🔥🌈

Eid Mubarak to all you lovely humans celebrating. May your days be filled with all the love and happiness that you deserve ☾☀︎︎❣︎

 A friend threatened me to repost so I will!

Basically, there r tons of fake asses on tumblr who just want comments and followers, so someone started this to see who's actually a good friend. Everyone I tag better repost (and tag other people and preferably threaten them in a creative way as well) bc I'm high on caffeine and newfound lesbianism and will resort to violence.

@ey-theys-was-coronas

@fangirlhehe

I would tag more people but they're the only ones I've really interacted with-

Hey queeeeeen!!!!! How ya doing with your newfound lesbianism?

@i-got-poisenality @gone5doll @theoneandonlypatches @above-the-foldd

I know I didn’t tag everyone, I just can’t remember all of my mooties and I’m tired lol

Uhhh- ill try to tag everyone i can remember, its been a minute since ive been active ok here.

@more-sonorous @ey-theys-was-coronas @newsies-lodging-house @sprace-javey

I'll do as many as I remember

@sobsloudlybutprettily @imnotactually-a-crouch @prongsie-piee @werewolf-from-mars @my-castles-crumbling @bigmack2go @ey-theys-was-coronas

@swirling-romantics @fifisettos @xerussquirrel @urgayoldercousinmags @nolonger-ams @soupdeewoop @eternally-wandering @liv-in-the-chaos @clodyghost i think thats most if not all of my people

@indigostation @astronomical-anteater @turtlesinatree @ literally anyone who isn't here just for meaningless engagement farming

I'm too bad at interacting with people for this lol

@starkayezer @blueberry-b4gel @astarsmindd

making actual friends yesssss

@woods3115 @mairon-goth-minion @sunshinerainbowsandlollipops @sage-way

my bros and gals and other pals!

@lex-dr4ws @fictionalsimp09 @look-a-gay @fictionalsimp09 @kayylivesinchaos

@hawaiianshirttaco64 @goldsmith-angel @rainystarssx @the1970sdeadgaywizard-regulus @here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can

@cch3rrybomb @icrytomyownpoetry @bluebevvy0409 @lesbian-disaster-tm @l1ve-l4ugh-lov3craft

@bibeantransbean @birdiebirdjay @percyweasleyapologist @toooster @blob-of-social-anxiety

@danaris112 @lirenthenonlyrist @aelia-posts @permetutotheworld @guess1mjustheren0w

@s1r1us0black @glitchedmoon5 @garden-of-runar @secret-sageent @soupyloopyx

@printershorts @sunsstars AND ANYONE I FORGET BC I JUST WOKE UP AND I’M TIRED Y’ALL ARE JUST AWESOME 🤘✨

I'm probably forgetting a bunch of people but

@printershorts @the-archivist-14 @clodyghost @danger-dayze

@miqotepotatoe @equippedtolove @cestpassam @guess1mjustheren0w

@percyweasleyapologist @hawaiianshirttaco64 @rainystarssx @frebbyfazballz

@allonsy-moony @ttroubledwaters @theblackstar04 @what-would-sappho-do

@shadowjinx2906 @the1970sdeadgaywizard-regulus @thatrandomlemononyourcounter1 @undercontrolofdarkness

@fangsded @l1ve-l4ugh-lov3craft @etoilenoiree @tastelessleather

Eeeee, thank you for the tag!! I’m probably forgetting a lot of people but I’ll do my best!! Ok, here we go-

@danaris112 (I know you tagged me but I gotta tag you too :) !!) @izzieclarksonzz @autisticfanperson @sarnai4 @zevuffie @ruvastuon @coracx @blondelotus (for some reason it’s not letting me tag her but she’s just joined and we’re irl friends!!) @lunesartsworld @tannabet @i-set-my-autism-on-fire @sugar-blaze @bobthetitanisback @aalinaaaaaa @not-alesha @esli444 (I hope I got you all, I don’t really interact with many people so idk but I love you all so much!!)

@1oddboi1 @the-archivist-14 (I know you tagged me, but I'm just following your lead here x3)

I'm not too active with interacting with others here- But y'all are amazing friends! I don't say it often enough, but I love y'all <3

@eclipsen-smiles @ghostofa-spacenerd @taterhoots @zopharooni @janijams @wolsalwastaken @eweeismediocre @shardilarf @isoparty @cinnakit @i-set-my-autism-on-fire

I would tag more but I have anxiety B)

You all are awesome :3

(I'm also doing the thing where I tag the person who tagged me i guess lol)

Uhhhh

Uhhhhhhh

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh. I need to get a list hold on

@the-voices-in-my-pancakes @thecoastxlwaters @thekillermaretwinz @multifandomcutie13 @ze-slaughtermod @crussofang @eternal-soup (we don’t talk much but you’re here anyways you simp.) @purrplespacecats @yum-zlurplie (holy shit we moots?) @flxwerasmxs @isoparty (yeah you to.) @seventeenwizards @coolgirl576 @librarian-computer @bagelg00se (you cannot escape either.) @luciddr34m @shardilarf @novasolstarr @birbisanon (we should talk more) @solarflaresandsunspots @grabble45 @letthebloodrunlikeariver (idk if you have a mod account.) @mars-paws @rye-bread-the-2nd @sleepdeprived-idiotlol @huhwhuhs (pls don’t smite me for this.) @atherflame-theconcubus @creator-of-creativious @ardbar @100percentevil @sixtyune @m1lky-way-bi @pastelshark123 @that-one-unknown-artist @ryandabean @purplec4ndy @doodlebug091 @gummysunnybear @holygarm (you to, simp.) @artoutoftheblue (simp x3) @sillyneurodivergentgoober @wonderstrawberries @harvest-is-tired @achickennamedcheese (you are not exempt.) @serv0z @lunar-disillusionment @lunthestar317 @stormbreaker-290 (you also. Simp x4)

Honor mentions

@c4lyps00 and @kukikoooo

And now I’ve hit my mention limit. Oopsie.

Hold up, me??? Well, alright lol.

And the original post says to threaten in a creative way, so...

@sasterisk @chaotic-moth-energy @nightshade-sams-wof-fan @novasintheroom @rainydayzo @jeff-the-camel-spider @puzz1eb0x @tsub-ki @saltycat207 @soul-of-justice--uty @eclipsen-smiles @paracosm-ink @

uhhh @gayfrogtime @odeggy @yourlocalkandikid @0mr-friendly0 @that-writing-protatogen @the-voices-in-my-pancakes @chemicalwolfgames

I am not good with threats :( But I will try for the sake of this post

I'm watching, take care of yourselves or else I will appear out of anything purple you own and give you a bowl of spaghetti

oh boy okay

@asp3ns-art @abbysaltar @anomymous1 @asp3nreblogs @anntrapta @blairthebword @beloved-of-john @cool-lesbian-is-here @caffeinated-object @cael-is-inlove @demigod-jack-hearth @em-is-fallin-for-a-daffodil @galaxygorl-does-stuff @hayleeewaylee @i-sizzled @jammahanna @lipsyncs-n-fitchecks @nightshade-sams-wof-fan @odeggy @pride-flags-from-rocks @rednexxsaysthing @stargazin-on-mars @theancientfootsteps @thingonthenet @yourlocalkandikid @yourlocaltboy @st4rboyloser

If you don't reblog with your moots, I will put an impossible to find rock in your shoe. Even if you get new shoes, I'll just put another one in.

Hello! I'm definitely real and here for the vibes and the lovely, cool people! However I don't really do tag games on this blog so I guess I'll have to live with an eternal rock in my shoe

elderly gay couple in front of me in line to get books signed by Rita Dove arguing about whether church tomorrow will end in time to go to another poetry reading. beautiful world

guys jesus is trending on twitter

jesus and the samaritan woman at the well

Sketch

He be talking

evangelicals being like "god made men to do This and be like This and women to do That and be like That that's just how it is" and it's just a picture of a white man and woman following traditional gender norms makes me so insane like you boring fascist fucks. god made 2 million species of beetles. god made whales, ducks, humans, and 1500 other species capable of same sex behavior. god made fish and amphibians that change sexes. god made more than 30 different intersex variations in human beings. god, in his infinite curiosity. wake up!!! fuck!!

"god wants women to have perfect no-makeup makeup looks and stay at home not talking back and upholding capitalism" god??? that guy who made lizards that shoot blood out of their eyes?? that guy who made salmon do whatever the fuck that is?? are you fucking crazy???

catholic guilt vs protestant belief in your own inherent superiority, fight

wait no I just remembered a few hundred years of history I take this post back