Reblogged threefeline
Wow that’s good to know
northerlygale
This technique is so deadly, you can see the exact moment that his soul leaves his body
Yeltsa Kcir. omg
Happy April Fools
Okay, that was worth seeing four days late. :)
Reblogged knitmeapony
Reblogged knitmeapony
Republicans: we can just have Elon Musk go to Wisconsin and give everyone money. He'll give them a million dollars. It's all legal as long as we hold power forever and can stop anyone from doing anything to stop us. All of Wisconsin is bribed, nothing can go wrong now
The invincible Susan Crawford:
Reblogged orcboxer
November 15, 2021. A new dwarf planet has been discovered in our solar neighbourhood. It was given the provisional name Xipe Totec. It has gone unnoticed due to its small size and complex orbit, but it recently passed close enough for this first image to be captured.
August 7, 2022. Xipe Totec has completed an unexpectedly close orbit of the Earth, grazing its Roche radius. Tidal waves are expected in the coming days. Authorities are warning not to approach the falling debris that was torn from the planet by Earth’s gravity.
May 30, 2023. Concerns are mounting worldwide as flesh organisms grow unchecked. Seeds that fell on Earth during close encounter with the living planetoid Xipe Totec appear to be fusing and consuming everything around them. Large swaths of the ocean floor being covered in flesh may lead to ecological disaster, warns biologist.
Controlled fires are being deployed to slow down the growth of the flesh superorganism that is quickly taking over large areas of land around the planet, consuming all organic matter.
Though the measure is proving ineffective at curbing the spread, it may buy Earth some time.
The uncontrolled advance of the superorganism spawned from planetoid Xipe Totec already claims millions of lives worldwide and untold property damage.
Leaders warn "worst is yet to come" as large populations crowd the increasingly shrinking habitable surface of our planet.
BREAKING
Global crisis has been averted as people realize the flesh superorganism taking over Earth could “simply be cooked”.
Massive cookouts have been organized around the world to consume the beast and celebrate humanity's salvation. “How did we not think about this before” claims befuddled citizen through mouthful of meat.
Reblogged ingridverse
do people know that a french ex-president (nicolas sarkozy, from 2007 to 2012) is currently wearing an electronic bracelet after he was sentenced for corruption and influence peddling? do people know? i want everyone to know 😌
and that bernard squarcini, the head of internal security (DGSI) during sarkozy's presidency, just got convicted for influence peddling and has to wear an ankle bracelet for at least two years? 😌🙏
and that marine le pen, leader of the far-right party et one of the (ex)favorites for the 2027 presidential elections, has to wear an ankle bracelet for at least two years and is ineligible for five years?? 😌🙌✨️
My American ass watching other presidents face some form of consequence for wrongdoing…
And Sarko's trial isn't even finished yet, he might get 7 years in prison. (He basically may have received illegal campaign funding from Muammar Gaddafi in some shady backroom deals).
Reblogged obnoxiouslyobsessive
A prominent computer scientist who has spent 20 years publishing academic papers on cryptography, privacy, and cybersecurity has gone incommunicado, had his professor profile, email account, and phone number removed by his employer, Indiana University, and had his homes raided by the FBI. No one knows why. ... Fellow researchers took to social media over the weekend to register their concern over the series of events. "None of this is in any way normal," Matthew Green, a professor specializing in cryptography at Johns Hopkins University, wrote on Mastodon. He continued: "Has anyone been in contact? I hear he’s been missing for two weeks and his students can’t reach him. How does this not get noticed for two weeks???" In the same thread, Matt Blaze, a McDevitt professor of computer science and law at Georgetown University, said: "It's hard to imagine what reason there could be for the university to scrub its website as if he never worked there. And while there's a process for removing tenured faculty, it takes more than an afternoon to do it."
Part of the article about a second home owned by him and his partner
The fact that they left minutes after a lawyer showed up, after spending four hours there
Reblogged howdywrites
Cory Booker has been talking in the senate for over 20 hours now
He’s not filibustering. He’s protesting the current administration.
For those of you from outside the US or those of you who didn’t pay attention in government class, in the US senate there’s really no limit to the amount of time a senator can speak. So sometimes if they don’t want a bill to pass they just. Don’t stop talking. To hopefully get past the deadline to vote on a bill. This is called filibustering.
Senator Cory Booker isn’t doing that. He’s disrupting “the normal business of the United States Senate for as long as I am physically able”. Just in protest. This doesn’t usually happen.
Reblogged see-arcane
We're adapting Frankenstein next year, and we want to cast entirely Trans VAs! All roles are paid $35/hour of recording time. No previous VA experience required! We're using this call to form a roster to cast specific characters from.
Reblogged swimmingbirdrunningrock
Conservative Vision for America.
or less!
Reblogged higglety
HE BROKE THE RECORD
Senator Cory Booker just broke the all-time record for the longest Senate floor speech, speaking for over 24 hours without a pause (no food, no bathroom breaks, only water to drink) as a protest against Trump and Musk and what they're doing.
The previous record was set in 1957, when Strom Thurmond spoke for 24 hours and 18 minutes protesting the Civil Rights Act.
Senator Booker has blown past that record, currently at 25 hours and still speaking as of 8 pm local time. Respect.
Reblogged fluttervee
An Ivory Okimono Of a Dragon Having His Teeth Examined. Meiji Period, Signed Nimin/Futsumin.
Reblogged haru-n-harkel
Alright let’s get this over with
artistictranquility
AHAHAA, GOTTEM
Every year the notes on this post make me so happy
artistictranquility
I am yet again fueled by outrage for another year
M O R E
>:o)
Reblogged labelleizzy
I Photoshopped the new Flyers mascot “Gritty” into the background of a bunch of stock images… x
Reblogged marlinspirkhall
only-tiktoks
Yeah, it really be like tha- MOTHERGODDAMNFUCKER
Reblogged thebibliosphere
lot of people are going to be sent careening three posts down their dash and crashing into a brick wall because of this post
Reblogged bendingsignpost
This is a start. We need more of this!
Thank you, Cory!!
Solidarity!!