obsessed w these two queens who are like. same energy but parallel to those gyaru girls who make drinks in public

How did you hold yourself back from beating their face in

"Rationalism" is up there with "Objectivism" in terms of "definitionally funny things to call your own belief system".

"Yeah man I've been doing some thinking and philosophy and I've come up with a framework called Being Right"

Be honest. If i was rendered in gorgeous pixel art with extremely intricate dithering, would you try to beat me in mahjong for the prospect of seeing my pixelated titties?

into great silence

[Image ID: Post from Slippy (@/ damnSlippy.slippy.me) reading: Sincerely delighted to discover, 45 minutes into this nearly-wordless three-hour documentary about French monks who take vows of silence, is that among the reasons they *can* talk is "to make sure they monastery cats know when it's mealtime by making little kitty-calling noises at them." /End ID]

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

people have been saying squidward on this all day but this is the first one that made me laugh

baby wants smoko

it's called the Switch 2 because you Switch 2 a cheaper hobby

duane keiser

Excuse me?! Is this an oil painting animation?! WTF?!

All I can think of is all the painters making Vanitas still life works in 16th/17th-century Netherlands who would be crapping their pants over this

What the shit this is amazing?? Needs more notes??

my mom, discussing furries with me: but I don’t get all the cats and dogs, why wouldn’t you want to be a sexy animal? like a kangaroo

me: mama what the hell does that mean

my mom: so muscular

trans ppl are NOT real neither are gay people or men .

i need to study you

These people are so fucking crazy sidjsifjsofkkslvmslc

Im obsessed with people saying some shit a youth pastor would say and then acting like they did something huge

mormons to 18 y/os who didn't sign up to do soft power colonialism overseas:

its me. im the april fool.