Hi =3

I just wanted to actually make a post. So yeah! My pronouns are she/they/it. I am a minor. I am biromantic asexual. Please do not interact with my blog is you are/post/support: nsfw, homophobia, anti furry, anti Alterhuman, transphobic, racist, or sexist. I might post OC stuff or mental health or fan stuff.

some things have changed here. So I am going ahead and adding something! My new pronouns are They/He but I am mainly just figuring it out so expect those to change. Also I think I might be some version of Ace but that hasn’t been confirmed. Anyway byeeeee

it’s fun to stay at the Y

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*smacks the side of my boom box to get the cd to stop skipping*

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It’s fun to stayy at the Y

dadadada despacito

ra-ra-Rasputin

ONLY 17.

WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT!!!

GUYS HELP I THINK MY BOOMBOX IS BROKEN WHAT DO I DO?!?!?

H-O-T-T-O-G-O–

ÞAT MÆLTI MÍN MÓÐIR

AT MER SKYLDI KAUPAAAAAA

В лесу родилась ёлочка

В лесу она росла!

WHY DID YOU WHACK IT THAT HARD?!?!?!?!

Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite

beepboop. censorbot approved

“Me, refusing to leave: sir, this is my emotional hell” is a funnier text post than my original one, good job censorbot.

hello, future tumblr! this is what we thought was funny in december 2018.

We still think it’s funny in December 2019

We still think it’s funny in December 2020

We still think it’s funny in December 2021

we still think its funny in december 2022

we still think it’s funny in December 2023

Achievement Unlocked:

Only Our Bodies Can Leave

The spirit remains eternally (at least five years)

Achievement Unlocked:

Forever And A Day

Yup, still funny after 6 years…

hey pal it’s april. you got a time machine?

I think this will remain funny for years

To the tune of Y.M.C.A

IT'S 3 AM AND YET I'M STILL AWAKE

FOR LITERALLY NO REASON I'M STILL AWAKE

MY SLEEP SCHEDULE'S DESTROYED

'CAUSE I'M STUCK IN A VOID

TRYNA FIND AN OUNCE OF JOY

Rosemary? You mean spicy pine needles?

Are you insinuating that regular pine needles aren’t spicy???

Regular pine needles are regular

Not by rosemary standards

…Have you eaten pine needles?

We’ve been friends for like four years, do you seriously have to ask if I’ve eaten pine needles or not

I mean I’m pretty sure you have but I don’t want to assume

Of course I’ve eaten pine needles. Various kinds. Singleleaf pinyon is weirdly the best

Are they…

You know, I’d love to tell you but I’m pretty unclear about what marks the difference between “spice” and “strong-tasting plant that isn’t considered a spice”

I’ll have to eat some pine needles myself then to find out

Ok but it only counts if they’re PINE needles and not just any old needle-like leaf off a tree

I’m going to eat every needle-like leaf I see

Please Don’t Do That

Needle-Like Leaf Roulette

…I’ll accept this plan as long as you promise not to eat any yew leaves.

I can try very hard not to

Pine needles are distinguished by the presence of a sheath-like structure at the base of the leaf, almost always holding bundles of two or more leaves. Yews don’t have the sheath thing

It’s time for me to go out into the woods and stare at needle leaves

Finally you can gain real insight into my average daily life

this conversation reads like two shakespeare characters who come out in the middle of the play to talk about something completely unrelated for comic relief and then are never heard from again

god fucking dammit gimme a minute

Enter AERUH and MALUS SYL-VESTRIS, a pair of JESTERS.

AERUH I tell thee, rosemary is like a pine but with a spicy taste.

MALUS                         Art thou to claim that needles base of pine have not a spice?

AERUH A needle base of pine is merely base.

MALUS ‘Tis not when held, comparing, to anthos.

AERUH My dearest Malus, needles thou'st eaten?

MALUS How many moons have we as friends seen rise? How many suns have we as friends seen set? Thou sixteen seasons in my heart I’ve held, and hope that I in thine hast been the same. With brotherhood as rich and old as this, thou needst not ask me such frivolities.

AERUH I know thou likely has, to tell the truth, but I would not assume.

MALUS                       Well, yes, I have. A multitude of types I’ve eaten too. I’ll tell thee now: the best (though it is strange) is single-leaf pinyon.

AERUH                     And it has spice?

MALUS I truly wish that I could tell thee this, but now, i'faith, I cannot fully tell, the difference in classifying thus: to say “has spice” or merely “herbal strength”.

AERUH To tell this tale most clearly it would seem that eating needles from a pine’s required.

MALUS Aye, it would seem that that’s the task at hand, but caution tells that this is what’s to do: eat only needles of the honest pine, and none of lying leaf with pinelike shape.

AERUH I’ll eat them all.

MALUS                   I prithee, stay thyself.

AERUH Roulette with leaves.

MALUS                     At least restrain from yew.

AERUH I’ll do my best.

MALUS                That is all can we do. The scholars tell that needles true of pine can be distinguished from the lying yew by sheathlike clothing all along the base; the yew has no such guard.

AERUH                          With this new truth I now will venture out into the wood and seek the pines and pinelike fakes alike to stare them down and learn their secret truths.

MALUS With this thou canst at long and weary last Discover for thyself my life’s own path.

Exeunt.

Enter MACDUFF.

MACDUFF. Yo dudes that king there’s dead. Like dead as FUCK.

This.

This is perfection.

Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her

I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.

Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. 

Odysseus: Regret it why?

Cassandra: You won’t believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.

Odysseus: … I’m Nobody. Fill me in. 

*A couple of months later* 

Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, she’s great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother who’s not going to treat you like shit. 

Penelope: … I’m going to need more details, but okay, sure. 

Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family. 

Cassandra: Penelope, I’ve had another vision.

Penelope, sighs: Go tell your father.

get to know your moots!!!!

thanks for the tag @goldenjuniper ! ^^ googling executive dysfunction is such a mood, i feel you,,,

last song: Deliver Us (Opening Song) from Prince of Egypt !! :D i love love love that movie and recently started listening to the soundtrack and watching clips of it again, by far my favourite song

favourite colour: hrmmm, none really but i’ve been leaning more to warm colours like yellow and orange right now! very pretty

last book: i haven’t really picked up a book in a while (cough fanfics cough) but the last one i remember which was like. a week ago, was the Aeneid by Virgil! such a fun readdd, i get giddy reading it

last movie: still sonic 3 ^^; haven’t watched any movies recently

last show: House MD . noo elaboration,, i want to finish it

sweet/spicy/savoury: spicy!! savoury is a very close second. i just can never rlly taste and enjoy food unless there’s a ton of flavour and when it’s sweetness with a ton of flavour i can’t handle it well ^^;

relationship: no romantic ones! but my friends,, my friends make me smile and laugh and feel happy every day just thinking of them,, (looking very specifically but not limited to at @teshiee )

last google search: how long does it take for popsicles to freeze. i made popsicles today! :D wanted to see how long they’d take until they were done

tagging my moots (no pressure): @teshiee @st4rriseri @vvictorik @deadbaguette @0scarxa

this the first time ive seen a tag game thats not a stack of reblogs now im nervous to HAGEHRVD

but thank you for the tag @maeaea !! ..technically double tag eh (I AM JUMOING UP AND DOWN TWIRLING AAAAEEEE)

last song: The Pirate Whip - The Fold. its one of the ten songs i listen to on repeat nowadays orz

favourite colour: pink and green forever!!! might be due to a certain old interest but i just really like them, combo or separate

last book: Pearlie and Jasper.... LOOK in english class we all had to read someting to write a book review about and it was the most time-saving one i found. ...it was nice

last movie: Spies in Disguise !!! i just watched it last night actually, had low expectations but i am happy to say ive been. very blown away (I CANT GET OVER HOW WALTER BECKETT IS LITERALLY JAY WALKER)

last show: The Amazing World of Gumball. i cant handle any new shows right now so im rewatching old (comfort)ones hrrggg

sweet/spicy/savoury: too much sweet, i crave savoury. too much savoury, i crave sweet. spicy kills me

relationship: all friends foreverrrr,, i cannot do committed romantic relationships... a couple rough patches but i really appreciate the ones i do love lots. ( @maeaea HA get tagged twice!! ...and, likewise,, i cannot describe it better than you did I WILL EXPLODE (of teehee-ness) @iikanose @shazsweetum @theloserpastelmae all are the best. im gonna burst into happy tears)

last google search: kristen schaal. i was looking at a beautiful gravity falls fanart and the comments were saying how mabel looked like her, so i wanted to see ^^

tagging mootss (no presh!!): @arolegos @rusted-fairy-wings @shazsweetum @iikanose @theloserpastelmae now to curl into a ball

aaaaa ty for tagging !! :)

Last song: currently listening to “That’s How You Know” from Disney’s Enchanted

Favorite color: SAME AS U PREV!!! Pink and green on TOP <3333333

Last book: The Priory of the Orange Tree… haven’t finished yet tho

Last movie: oof I don’t watch movies terribly often atm. I’m pretty sure it was the Barbie movie though, I ADORE that film.

Last show: recently started Cyberpunk Edgerunners, so been watching that!

Sweet/ spicy/savory: SWEET ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!

Relationship: not sure what’s meant by this? I LOVE MY FRIENDS THO !!!

Last google search: Phineas and Ferb theme song.

No pressure tags: @strelitzia-mystery1097 @ani-is-my-username @rooftop-robins @hellsballz @chebyshevptera @kindaasrikal @skierisa @ket4jet @lionessprince

Ty for tag ^w^

Last song: it was king and lionheart lol

Favourite colour: brown and dark green together (my blog colours) but I also like these other colour combis: dark blue/dark green, dark green/pink

Last book: I have no idea. journey to the west?

Last movie: a few days ago my sister wanted to watch TLNM so I rewatched it with her! only managed to watch it halfway though before she left to go to SLEEP??

Last show: doctor who! I rewatched some 11th doctor episodes . I love amy <333 and river <333

Sweet/savoury/spicy: SPICY!!! 🌶️🌶️🌶️ I love spicy food. growls

Relationship: i'm aro and i love my friends . yes you. i love you

Last google search: stardew valley green rain. i'm on my 4th sdv save file no i will never get sick of this game

No pressure: @jazzfromthevoid @rottingoranges @the-spooky-arts @notsolaris or anyone else who wants to!

thanks for tagging me!!

last song: death by glamour

favorite color: dark purple/pink and dark green

last book: sunrise on the reaping

last movie: rush hour

last show: what if? s3

sweet/savoury/spicy: savoury 100%

relationship: i’m aroace so no but @mile-is-cool is my tax benefits wife/husband/hoe

last google search: when did mega man come out

npt: @someoneverycrazy @ratwithatophat @jammahanna @caffeinated-object @daggerhobbit @skelpiescool @v0idsp3rson @dehydratedtransformer + anyone else!!

last song: creature by half•alive

Favorite color: Emerald green

Last book: Idk, I think the first of The Heroes of Olympus (The Lost Hero), I think.

Last movie: Abigail (the one about the vampire ballerina kid, idk my mom put it on and I watched it with her)

Last show: Bones (I have receistsrted watching it and I enjoy it so far! :3 )

sweet/spicy/savory: Prob savory, luv salty food and while I like sweet it does make me feel gross sometimes (I have a bit of a sweet tooth and seriously don't know when to stop, I can and will eat a bag and a half of sour gummy worms)

Relationship: I love my friends(platonically), most of my relationships are just besties and platonic friendships. I do have a partner but it's platonic, I'm aroace and so are they (idk what they r specifically tho).

Last Google search: savory (I looked up what it meant because I'm an idiot and was trying to answer one of the questions)

tagging moots! @sillycritterthing @lyninabin @bethn0tfound404 @bo0kdragon (I wanna learn more about u guys :3) open tags for every 1 else!

:3

last song: um Odysseus from Epic the Music. That or Buried Alive by Rory Webely

Favorite color: Forest green and gold :0

Last book: Skyborn: Call of the Crow :3

Last movie: Oof probably Moana two.

Last show: Tangled the Series

sweet/spicy/savory: I love sweet! I also can eat like, a whole package of Skittles gummies without feeling too bad, and the energy is mwah

Relationship: Um just a bunch of platonic beans. One of them is lowkey toxic but whatever.

Last Google search: smoliv gif (making a presentation for math!)

Me, going thru my straight friend's texts to her boyfriend, seeing how she once got mad at him and called him a transexual platypus:

My friend: why r u looking at me like that it's a valid insult

Me, who is literally out as trans to her: *facepalm*

Have an actual transexual platypus to heal u from my friends transphobia

Reblog the transexual platypus to support trans ppl :)))

@iiiidiotnathanieliii @emery-talks4 @v0idsp3rson @groovyfandomhuman @boughtmender @bo0kdragon @all of my moots

Hello white mutuals. Before you is a charcuterie board with 15 different types of cheese. If you manage to go 12 hours without touching the cheeses you can leave this room. Good luck.

I was eating off this cool cheese plate while you were talking can you repeat that pls

I would die before I left. I hate cheese with a burning passion including the smell lmao

if you see this post i am cleansing you of all the “send this to ten ppl or you’ll have bad luck” and “reblog or you’re a terrible person” type things

you are safe now <3

here is a good luck : 🍀

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New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

they are actually a mutated conscious orange that has a mind of it’s own!

@aurora-starlight-silly @neverniko101 @alwaysmiko open tag ig!

I am not friend with this person who totally isn’t an awesome and super cool friend since we’re not friend at all anyways >:D (/lie ofc)

@fyreflakes @venus-salam-the-puppet @catt6565 @eluxurex @justexistingsomewhere @lady-inkmare @bigassfuckingmushroom @neverniko101 I’m so sorry for tagging u sinceyou got tagged twice but I wanna know what’d you lie abt for me

This person doesn’t have a oc that I will never write for

@lizzyfizzyyyyay123

@emo-gremlin

@youtry2replaceurself

@sillyguyz4ever

@lovablespiritzz

prev is actually infamous for stealing cheddar cheese. But only that kind, no other kind of cheese

@skelpiescool @scooburst @in-case-i-make-it @blooming-skeleton @str4ng3r0nl1ne @caretaleandotherstuff @pennyroyald @venus-salam-the-puppet @mydysfunctionallife @caprisunstwin @100percentevil @thatacefrog @soul-of-justice–uty @harper–pfg @aflairforthemelodramaticc @mildlybizarrecorvid @alexaisfunny @fae-is-gay @the-red-hoodlum @starz-rambles @skelewashere @itsthedracobunny @fishoffontaine @glassanomaly

Prev is human.

@cosmo-lives-here @thatisaloaf @donthandmemyshovelimstayingout @eternal-eepiness

prev does not like rats

@donthandmemyshovelimstayingout @t8pew3rmf00l @everydayknifeday @hyperfixating-is-my-thing

[totally didn’t forget the tags 👀]

prev is straight

@yourmotherst8es @the-floof-lover @coffeeadiction0 @your-average-teenage-mess @eazy-peazy54

Prev is secretly 13 rats and mice and other rodents in a trenchcoat

Idk who to tag

Uh

@disgruntledpoptart @weewoowood

(hope you guys don’t mind me tagging you)

prev is not real

@evil-wizard-will-wood @lobsterwizard @404itcannotbeseen (hope yall dont mind being tagged idk who to tag 🥲)

Prev won’t make you walk heel-to-toe and does not look just like my bathroom mirror

@leafgorge

@anonymous-artist2

@yourmotherst8es

@jester–addict

lmao ive been tagged in this one so many times but thats okay

prev is a silly goose

[litterally anyone can join because ive already tagged people in this before]

Prev is secretly one thousand red-eared sliders in a suit and top hat

Oh boy, time to dust off the mutuals!

@random-stuff567 @aspiringauthor6 @totallynotintoanimes @electr1cdreamz

prev is not a freak. prev is not being detained, is not under arrest. they are getting their phone call.

bites you all

@the-divine-machine @edgargutzz

or angone else who sees this

prev does NOT like madeline 😔

@lacy-games @pirulated @roach-on-dope idk man

Prev eats batteries in their salad

@iiiidiotnathanieliii @v0idsp3rson @groovyfandomhuman @idk who else, open tags

Prev ships Breagan

(yes i’m evil enough to go to your blog and find something mwahaha)

@k4ijynxx2 @bo0kdragon @sillycritterthing + anyone else that would like to join!

Prev has zero OCs

reblog if you think aros and aces (or anyone on the aroace spectrum) are queer

trying to prove something to my mother ^^

Tumblr Code.

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!

almost there!

TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??

shoelaces. on your dash. in 2025.

Ok now we have a booping feature I propose to tumblr next ides of March we have a stabbing counter and the person with the most stabs gets crowned Caesar and the blog with the most stabbings gets crowned Brutus

Jokes on you @fortheloveofdata my posts don’t break containment