the tooth fairy

in times like these at least i have the character

moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"

A new study finds that Apple has some of the highest employee turnover rates of any tech company. Google "apple turnover" for more information.

I don't know anything about YuGiOh but "Overworked" is the greatest card art they've ever done

Yeah that’s good but check out the original OCG art:

Me checking my inbox on tumblr dot com

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

I think...you might be right

what the fuck

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We have 24 hours to make this the most voted on poll in Tumblr history

get down there and suck me dry solider

no way dude no way. there's just no way

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

the bond between a person and their seemingly useless discord emoji that they use for everything

not really that interested in Old Man Tummy

sorry for my prank. that was so scary stay safe out there #oldmantummy #oldmantummy #oldmantummy

me: time to lay down and participate in my favorite olympic sport, Sleepin

the melodramatic sinus: 🥺

the fickle bladder: 🤤

the ludicrous braincell: we interrupt this broadcast of the latest undiagnosed ocd thoughts to bring you a frightening vision of homer simpson but leathery and mummified

by fomajc on instagram. im losing my shit over this

one detail i think is important to point out: if you look at the video frame by frame, you will see that his pants come off

sure do

We literally cannot let them start charging 80 dollars for video games 70 dollars was already outrageous 60 was pushing it. 80 fucking dollars. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND. For MARIO?!?!?!?!?

If we don’t buy it, they’ll lower the price, just like the 3DS. They make more money from 2 million people buying it at $60 than 1 million at $80

Don't even buy the console, don't let them think they can get away with this

I refuse to live in a world where a console cartridge costs eighty fucking dollars

It's time to put action where our mouths are. Don't buy, don't pre order.

I'm sure other countries are doing it, but in Spain users are review bombing the games already.

I JUST WANTED TO TAKE A CUTE PICTURE WITH MY GARDEVOIR AND OGERPON

The popular fanon how dying in tf2 works is that a machine respawns them and that like makes sense and fits the general vibe of the game but what my child mind through was going on from my limited exposure to it was that everyone in that world was just born looking like one of those 9 guys