if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

No one seems to be acknowledging the far funnier element of this, which is, that when you go to the commenter’s account, you find out they are actually fucking roleplaying as a sexually repressed skeleton and jjst really committed to the bit while everyone in the reblogs is talking about how much they hate minors or whatever. thank you kharak the skeleton servant of the almighty lich king

“I hate this website” “I hate purity culture” “asexuals are so annoying” “religious people are so annoying” “I can’t stand TikTok gays” “I hate minors” you guys are talking about a skeleton warrior who serves an evil wizard right now

god i never told you guys but a couple weeks ago at work i heard a guy say, and i closely paraphrase, "So I was out with my partner--republicans hate it when i say that. My heterosexual partner Jessica--" and i was straight up crying before he finished his sentence. fully diegetic convergent linguistic evolution live in the workplace

"thats her name heteroooo jessica thats her name folks thats what we call her hertero jessica"

Lol somewhere deep in the darkness under the earth a chain has broken

He womt. Stop messaging me

Do a little dance. Make a little love. Get the FUCK down tonight.

people werent ready for this post in 2011. what about now

Hey. Take my hand. I feel like if 4chan can afford to keep running since 2009 despite having an unmarketable shitty userbase then whatever may happen to tumblr will not be our fault.

Okay so 4chan just died

i regret nothing

fascinated by this screenshot where they took out the poster's username and replaced it with a very small picture of alex the lion

wait a minute

that's me. that's my post. what is this

sir!—I mean, they! A second redneck who supports queer people but uses totally un-PC language has hit the World Pride Center

I wonder if Jesus’s friends ever called him “Jeez” or “Young Jeezy” or “J Naz.” Naz is short for Nazareth. J Nazty. Spread the word.

his friends or companions never called him jesus. Jesus was Jewish and in the hebrew language there is no “j”. just sayin’.

I guess you’re right. They probably didn’t call him J Nazty then. I’ll let everyone know.

Now HERE’S a 2012 ass post

To: professor@schoolname.edu Subject: CLASS3290 Question

are you mad at me

Yes

Sent from my Galaxy Dishwasher

Dude that is too much slop for him

Diet culture is hilarious and rad actually

rethink your weekend. Harder liquor on an emptier stomach is just what you need. Trust me, I’m a doctor.

kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

dying at this sequence from @pinkydragon01 :