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Mai

@cloned-sheep97 / cloned-sheep97.tumblr.com

My scrotum hurts from having to carry these giant BALLS. (pigeoninabowl) https://maiovejaclonada.straw.page/ 🇪🇸🇮🇨!!

haha thank you for the tag @wannabelilybriscoe! what a fun way to be exposed in public

I mean yeah... that checks out. not sure about the tumblr girlies, but I can live in hope :')

np tags: @livinginsunnyhell @a-pine-cone @moonymoom and anyone else who hasn't already done this and would like to!

Happy to be here? I suppose I would be if I was a man… 😅

tortured poet

you're so not like the other girls. you're so deep and brooding. and also sarcastic. and completely insufferable but in a hot way. because you're hot. not that you care about that. you're not smoking because you think it looks cool. you're smoking because we're all slowly dying anyway, so what does it matter? (if anyone happens to notice how sharp it makes your jawline look, that's on them)

Zero pressure @storm-elf @prince-of-syne @aerkan @ravenite-void and everyone else who wants!

[ID: poor little meow meow - "free my man!" the tumblr girlies scream. "he did absolutely all of it, but I don't care!" sure, you've committed a number of unforgivable atrocities, but you look so pretty drenched in blood <3]

Thanks for the tag!

Yeahhh accurate (I look good in red /ref) . Summoning @sinvulkt @nerdery-and-shenanigans and @lotta-words and anyone, really

Thanks for the tag @ravenite-void !!

Look, I got the same result as you :p. I guess Vaderkin fans are birds of a feather or something 🤣

But since the last tumblr game declared me Sinvulkt the Warlike, I decide not to deny those accusations.

I can't leave this in the notes. This interaction made me choke on my water.

Anyway, results- thanks for the tag, @sinvulkt!

The fuck? I thought I'd get himbo or something, why am I getting called out-

Unexpected, but probably more fitting than the other options.

Thanks for the tag! (and congrats on the jawline :p)

No pressure tags: @hoiimtem @bluut00th @nebulous-squid @catopus @salmonsaur @jediofbooksandsnacks, and anyone else who wants to, feel free.

Thanks for the tag @faefaye but what

My existence unravels

No pressure(0 psi)

TBH i don't know what i was expecting

no pressure tags: @starri-cosmikat @nontheanon @givenscribbles @burningbutter and anyone else who may find this post

YEAAAAHHHH

@blooky8 @sir-jay-bell and I'm tired so anybody that sees this

Thanks for the tag!

Open tags ^^

Okay. yeah. maybe

Anonymous asked:

poob why do you like the eyeburn green. it hurts my eyes :(

Poob Green is a specific shade of green made by our marketing department to pierce your eyeballs and interface directly with your prefrontal cortex to increase our annual profits. Thanks for asking!

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I find it kind of funny that human babies are so fragile and helpless and useless that natural selection went like HARD-hard on humans finding babies cute. This thing is a wailing messy resource sinkhole so please find other reason to enjoy it. And the humans that did find baby cute and invest time in them, the crazy bastards?? Lived!!

And now there’s so much spill-over from “baby cute” gene that humans see literally any “baby” creature that even slightly resembles us, like

and we’re like 😍🥰🤩🥺🥺🥺 I wanna love you so bad. I wanna make so many images of you, you are so small, just baby. I’m inventing new emotions as we speak bc I love you so much.

Like, I’m almost convinced humans didn’t even domesticate dogs bc we thought they’d be useful, we saw some puppies and it activated our Big Boi Primate Baby buttons, it wasn’t even logic time baby, it was 🥺 time.

The funniest thing about that is the fact that neuroimaging of elephant brains have proved that they think that we – humans – are cute in exactly the same way. They most likely want to squish and cuddle us the way we want to do with puppies based on the firing of their neurons.

This is so important to me.

Actually hatebros, “survival of the fittest” means you have to make as many friends as possible in one lifetime. Naruto understands Darwinism better than you.

(These images are sourced from ethical places to interact with elephants)

reblogging for “Naruto understands Darwinism better than you”

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