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Still The Ace Degenerate

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Jack | He/Him | Queer original fic @calicohyde | PFP by @vacantgodling Cobra Kai | OFMD | Shameless | IT | Ted Lasso | Star Trek | DC
About Me!

I USE HE/HIM PRONOUNS.

My name is Jack and I'm in my 30s. This is my fandom and personal blog. Previous URL: izzyspussy. I also blog about art, publishing, and my original projects @calicohyde.

Now on bluesky and dreamwidth as calicohyde too!

DO NOT FOLLOW: under fifteen years old, from a h4rry p0tter url

Might Not WANT To Follow: "anti-ship"/support censorship or thought/morality policing; support generative AI for creative or academic purposes; don't want to see sex, romance, kink, polyamory, etc; don't want to see rpf; don't want to see fictional violence/injury; don't want to see casual swearing/profanity, reclaimed slurs; any gender politics besides "everyone has a right to complete bodily autonomy and deserves basic kindness regardless of any inherent or affected physical traits (yes, even Them)"

I will NEVER post real-world violence and I generally try to avoid posting current events unless it's good news or something immediately actionable.

Current main fandoms are The Karate Kid & Cobra Kai, Our Flag Means Death, IT movieverse, Shameless US, and Ted Lasso.

You can see my progress on current fics on my About & WIPs page.

Navigation & Filtering

Fandom

karate wars (tkk & ck) | ofmd | it | shameless | ted lasso | star trek | leverage | dc | marvel | jirt (tolkien) | watcher | go (good omens) | black sails | psych | taz | holmes | house md | music | thirst tag | hc (headcanons & other original fandom posts) | my fic | fic recs | horror tag (includes btvs, spn, and others)

Faves & 'Ships

johnny lawrence | daniel larusso | lawrusso | lawrussos (daniel/johnny/amanda) | izzy hands | ed teach | blackhands | crewhands (izzy/everyone) | richie tozier | eddie kaspbrak | reddie | mickey milkovich | gallavich | spock | spirk | triumvirate (spock/jim/bones) | bruce wayne | clark kent | jason todd | harley quinn | superbat | trinity (bruce/clark/diana) | hives (harley/ivy) | loki | otplus (polyamory) | gen (platonic)

Personal

jack facts (all original posts) | jack chats (asks, tags, polls, etc) | ft. jack (selfies, picrews, etc) | soc (politics, ethics, history, etc) | reading process (on media, literacy, etc) | children are people tag | infinite diversity (disability & neurodivergence tag) | kink tag | rodents of unusual size (cabybaras) | rodents of regular size (mice & rats)

Content Warnings

lemon (explicit) | lime (mature) | orange (suggestive) | body horror | medical | poison | gore | unreality | death | abuse | flashing | incest | cannibalism | clown | rpf | omegaverse | cnc | spinning | optical illusion | eye strain | war | suicide | needle | paranoia trigger | current events | crash | alcohol | food | money

You can ask me to tag something but there's no guarantee that I'll be consistent with it.

Ask & Chat Guidelines

DO send me asks about:

My fics & WIPs | headcanons, mine and yours | fandom figures/celebrities/media I've posted about or that you think I would like | life in general | yourself!

Sexually explicit asks are welcome as long as it's not a come-on. Generally prefer these to be about fictional people, but that's not a hard rule.

DO NOT send me asks about:

"Passing" | Race & Antisemitism | Wank/"Discourse" | the shitty stuff in the news | "Cis-Swapping" | Incest & Pseudo-Incest

DO NOT call me by ANY petname, endearment, or title unless we're close enough that you have my phone number.

genuinely what is up with this desire to believe that stories ppl like are all completely written by accident by idiots rather than like a combination of well constructed plotting by writers that care about their craft and smart if not preplanned reincorporation. not EVERYTHING in a piece of media is plotted exactly but equally stories do not appear out of whole cloth and its deeply odd to me to pretend that they are

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

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