Yeah, this seems about right.
Load Bearing Coconut
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“Toilette” is literally what it’s called in German...
sonnearchive-deactivated2022120
No the German word for it is poopenfarten its literally in the german dictionary.
All the people who live in germany and are just trying to make the world understand that the call them wash closets or toilettes😅😂
sonnearchive-deactivated2022120
If they call them "toilettes" then explain this?
I.... what
I am German and I have never in my life heard of that word what the fuck
Guys, I actually looked it up and it’s Bullshit lmao
We call them „Klo“ or „Toilette“
„Poopenfarten“ doesn’t even sound german
sonnearchive-deactivated2022120
You're wrong its poopenfarten
This is what people mean when they say germans have no humor
Americans: If you come to America you gotta speak English
Also Americans: HAHA LET'S TALK SHIT ABOUT OTHER LANGUAGES.
sonnearchive-deactivated2022120
You getting mad at americans isnt going to change the fact that the german word for toilet is poopenfarten
Shut the fuck up.
sonnearchive-deactivated2022120
Its poopenfarten
1: That sounds like dutch. So good job on fucking that up
2: Take a hint and leave me alone if you wanna continue this defecation of my language you brain clogged snob.
sonnearchive-deactivated2022120
Defecation of your language? Why would I defecate on your language? That's what the poopenfarten is for.
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mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark
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sometimes I tweet about the funny/cute/utterly bizarre shit my 3rd graders do and say
the latest dispatches from room 156
happy monday folks
room 156 is BACK bitches and better than ever!!!!!!!!
a special room 156 update in honor of election 2020
2020 continues to be A Time but at least my 3rd graders continue to be the funniest people on the goddamn planet
have not updated this post in a while so here, enjoy some room 156 content in these trying times
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my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with sea lions’ he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes now
apparently it doesn’t matter that i’ve told him 10 times it’s the monkey who raises the newborn and not the lion himself, this is the scene he has been imagining
“he can’t raise his kid over his head”
alx-972
I want it
okay but have you considered
quality content
Extreme quality
@squorkal can it be my job to find you seal posts? Because I want that job
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hi what the actual FUCK does THIS ONE MEAN
Bautista said “say it with your chest”
For those who may not know, Dave Bautista is the (former) WWE wrestler Batista
He also plays this gay-ass autistic alien:
He also posted this delightful tweet in response to some homophobic Catholic bullshit:
And he’s been very openly anti-Trump:
Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
This dude took one look at homophobia, bigotry, and toxic masculinity and said ‘fuck that’ and then crushed them all with his enormous biceps and I think that was very excellent of him.
He looks like he gives great hugs
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The human body is a miracle in many ways. However, the inability to fall asleep due to anxiety of having to get up early in the morning must be one of its stupidest flaws.
To be fair, the ability to take a bite out of the inside of your own mouth is also up there.
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Anonymous asked:
what's so great about the mummy 1999?
are you ready for this?
it is the most wonderfully made, historically inaccurate, giddily fun, perfectly paced, goofy horror movie romance novel bullshit bonanza that has ever blessed the silver screen.
i mean it is just so beautifully full of every genre without being overwhelming.we’ve got: comedy, action, suspense, horror, romance, adventure, ancient aesthetics, and it’s a period piece. all perfectly balanced and blended into one movie.
and the characters are so LIT
we got our main babe, evelyn “motherfucking” carnahan, a super-klutz librarian, total history nerd, and certified badass/damsel in distress. she raises the dead on accident, because she cannot resist books, and has the guts to put that motherfucker back where he came from and literally saves the world.evie’s greatest hits:
- “what is a place like me, doing in a girl like this?!”
- *after totally destroying the library* “i’ve just made a bit of a mess in the library.”
- “no harm ever came from reading a book.”
- evelyn: *upon opening the tomb* “i’ve dreamt about this since i was a little girl.”rick: “you dream about dead guys?”
- “oops.”
then we’ve got rick “brendan fraser” o’connell, your not-so-typical battle hardened gun slinger with a heart of gold. he seems filthy, rude, and a complete scoundrel at first, but then he turns into a literal puppy, with massive heart eyes, that worships the ground evie walks on.rick’s greatest hits:
- *screams at mummy*
- *screams at sand*
- *screams at things that are illogical to scream at*
- *screams*
next is our Comedic Relief Character™, jonathan carnahan, who also rises above his trope. he’s there for the laugh sure, but is never useless. he actively helps to move the plot along and isn’t just there. he also is the farthest thing from brainless and annoying.jonathan’s greatest hits:
- evelyn: “have you no respect for the dead?”jonathan: “of course i do, but sometimes i’d rather like to join them.” same.
- oh and that time he was like “IMHOTEP” and saved his own ass like that was so smooth, y’all know what i’m talking about right??
then there is ardeth BAE. he is the audience rolling his eyes because *sighs* white people. he’s tired of these motherfucking mummies in this motherfucking desert. literally prettier than everyone.(he has a much bigger role in the mummy returns, but is still so fab here)
and of course THE MUMMY. imhotep. actual emo. literally carved some poetry into the back of his sarcophagus when he was buried alive with flesh eating bugs, because he is that Extra™. just wants to bring his girlfriend back to life so he can make out with her without it being treason.
and all the side characters are also gr8.
now i wanna take a moment to talk about the romance. because it is so BEAUTIFUL. like usually in action movies it’s macho man undermines girl and they bone. not here. no time for that shit.
rick and evie have such a great relationship based on mutual respect and affection. they both cater to each other’s strengths and cover each other’s weaknesses. they are the literally definition of: “those two. in a fight, they’re lethal. around each other, they melt”
what else, i could literally talk about this movie all day.
the special effects have held up pretty well.the music score is GORGEOUS.the costumes are amazing.the makeup, especially for anck su namun, OH WOW.the george of the jungle era brendan fraser sign me the fuck up.rachel weisz.
so many good things.
it’s just great.
#i secretly rate every action movie from 0 to the mummy
it’s a beautiful mess of a movie that can be enjoyed by people of all ages and transcends time and posterity as the alpha mummy movie, and to those who disagree i beseech you:
@deadcatwithaflamethrower this made me think of you ❤️
I could read this post all day.
and it’s just FUN, it managed to be scary and funny and I always have a good time watching it
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Anonymous asked:
its scientifically proven and for some people its a religious thing. it goes hand in hand with manifestation and subliminals. stop fucking posting about something u dont understand. u sound like an idiot
SHOW ME THE STUDY
YOU SHOW ME A PEER REVIEWED STUDY THAT SAYS REALITY SHIFTING HAS BEEN PROVEN ILL DELETE THE POST AND MAKE A FORMAL APOLOGY
DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING THRILLED I WOULD BE IF IT TURNED OUT A BUNCH OF TIKTOK TWEENS FIGURED OUT THE SECRET TO TRANSDIMENSIONAL TRAVEL?
ANON IF THERE’S A SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN WAY FOR ME TO TALK TO THE REAL SOLID SNAKE, AND YOU ARE WITHHOLDING THAT INFORMATION FROM ME, I WILL BE EXTREMELY UPSET
ANON SHOW ME THE STUDY
ANON PLEASE
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I collected a bunch of "haha I don't have 2020 vision" "oh God not like that" posts
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I wouldn’t mind a sequel to this post 🤣
I have kept coming back to this post to see the reblogs, so I can give you the ones other people collected all in one place:
This one I actually found myself!
And I don’t think that this counts, but it still has the beautiful “Ah, fuck” vibes the rest of the post does:
And let’s not forget the cursed “Supernatural GIF Perfectly Describes 2020″ one:
@ferrousferrule: You said you were looking for more and going through the reblogs, right? In which case this isn’t going to be of much use to you, but still. Just in case it is. :)
I just knew having a tag for these would come in handy
Oh my god I’m fuckng crying and I’m not sure it’s from laughter or despair.
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minty-maiden
I find it kinda funny
I find it kinda sad
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expired-in-1989
This is my favorite comic
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shout out to marketplace.tf for sending me 2 of the funniest emails ill ever receive in my lifetime
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...what
This is already going wild places Im-
TO SOMEONE ON CHEMO TH0UGH??
What must their home life be like. Like if these are their power games. What goes on behind closed doors. What the fuck.
Naruto running my way out of here is my new catchphrase
it was this comment by OP that really took me out