the once & future king

can’t stop thinking about her (garlic bread)

blushing is so stupid you're literally my blood wtf. obey me

Anne Michaels, from "Infinite Gradation," originally published in October 2017

Gale wizardposting ✨

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

really one of my alltime favorite tweets i need everyone to see it

sir that is my beloved mutual with whom i have not shared a fandom since 2013

SIR that is my- okay, look i can't actually remember why i followed them or why they followed me, but I LOVE THEM, it would be WEIRD not to see them reblogging gifsets of shows i have no interest in!

being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like

be the madwoman in your own attic

telling my kids this was the last supper

Sometimes I hyperfocus so hard on something, I forget I’m a person until someone interacts with me. I feel like some wild animal seeing a human being for the first time. I’m like “oh yeah I’m supposed to speak and stuff”

Me: *doing something for hours on end without stopping*

Someone: Hey, are you there? I was just wondering if you’d like to-

Me:

split this atom with me. i can't eat the whole thing

well, you see, the thing is: (instead of finishing my sentence i curl up comfortably in bed and go to sleep

Girlies and non girlies of the jury,

yes your honor?

attack

I have a lot of respect for the guy who did the study about wolves, the one that came up with "alpha wolves". Because normally when you fuck up science, it just causes some delays and occasional pop-sci nonsense.

Dude fucked up science so badly he invented an entire new genre of pornography. I can only dream of being so influential.

Iida my beloved