Mad Tea House

Unstated meanings conveyed through context! That’s my shit!

Adding this one

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

@holyknuckled like that?

oh? my god???

yeah, Exactly like that

Steve Rogers || what’s in your head

FRANK CASTLE & BILLY RUSSO The Punisher • 2017-2019

yeah, you can go piss, girl... bit it'll cost ya

Alex Molina walking the runway for Namilia, AW 2024

If you really loved that iconic mushroom post you might enjoy this design in my Threadless, Redbubble, and Teepublic.

Sales support a broke queer art student and you get cool art on your stuff!

A fresh new year, and you survived.

The new trans pride mushrooms are live in my Redbubble and Teepublic.

If you don't stick around till the end, you will miss him ❤️

Do you ever start bullshitting a paper, and then look over it halfway through and think, ’…Wait a minute, I could be onto something here.’

this is the definition of college.

Literally I was writing a paper on Asian salt water crocodiles, like a simple about them paper for a college class, and I started noticing some inconsistencies in the scientific papers I was sourcing and I accidentally discovered that the crocodile has been misdiagnosed as least concerned on the endangered species list when they should be classified as endangered and now my professor is having me write a formal report to the international Red List to have them reclassified and all I wanted to do was write this paper on an animal I thought was cool and now I’m considered an expert on this species…

this is how it works half of esteemed biologists trip and fall into their specialty while pursuing something else. one lecturer i just went to started as a biochemist researching antibiotics and discovered that crocodiles change colors based on environment and now he has 30+ crocs in his yard for research purposes and he’s just like… “wait… i’m a chemist…”

How did so many people end up with crocodiles on accident?????

you just go into science and after a while, crocodile…

GET TO KNOW ME: ♡ [2/15] Male Characters: ☆ Stiles Stilinski (Teen Wolf)

Sounds like a degree from Columbia, something students pay to attain, is not the long-term guarantee it was once thought to be. Sounds like a good reason to transfer out, not apply there, and never plan to attend. If they can just take your degree away after you've already earned it, what good is it?

And to be clear: this isn't a thing. Serial killers don't get their degrees revoked. War criminals don't get their degrees revoked. This is straight up fascist nonsense that makes a degree from this institution categorically a bad investment.

DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN ↪ 1.01: Heaven's Half Hour

ayyyyyy, shoutout to bunnings stocking a colour called “ace of spades” for giving me this idea

[Image description: photo of four different paint swatches, arranged to make the asexuality flag. The black is called "ace of spades", the grey "knowledge", the white "infinity white, and the purple "ultimate purple". End description.]

CRIMINAL MINDS 12.22 “Red Light”