does anyone want to hire me to be their evil advisor

i mean normal advisor

*cartoonishly squeaks finger in ear* what did you say? you want to be my normal advisor? yes of course, of course!!

one thing about americans is that they know how to make a fucking milkshake

i hate the stupid milk consistency shit you get here like if you give me a milkshake it better be rock fucking solid. i want that thang thick like concrete. it should piss me off trying to drink it through a straw. i should have to wait for it to thaw

Americans are so good at making Beverage. One of our Foundational Moments was actually a party involving Making Beverage. Google "Boston Tea Party" for more

CREATING BLUEY - Tales from the Art Director

Chapter 2 - We dive into the nuts and bolts of how Bluey is designed

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first they made it mandatory to log in everywhere. create an account to download your free template Log in to access resource give us your email nowwwww. Now the humble password is being killed too. open your magic email link! type your 6 digit code that we texted you because we required your email and your phone number! we’re gonna call you and whisper a code sweetly in your ear so you can log in to your account. yes it has a password but you cant use that anymore. okay? poob is gonna call you. now poob is just gonna call you.

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I hope you don't; for me this is our reality. Every day we lose someone we love 💔😔

Last year I lost my uncle and his entire family in a missile attack on his displacement site in Rafah, and Al Jazeera YouTube reported.

Today, I am in pain as I miss the dearest to my heart, my father, who suffered from a stroke that caused him quadriplegia. He could not cope with the catastrophic life as we lived in a tent that was like a grave. His weak body was exposed to malnutrition as a result of not providing the necessary food for his condition, and the severe cold caused him to have a heart attack that led to his immediate death.

I wake up terrified every night. I check on my family, whom I fear will die of cold 🥶😰

And it was not limited to this, but our tent that shelters my family, children, and my brother Samer, who suffers from a chronic illness, was flooded and swept away under the dirt as a result of the heavy rains. Our tent has become worn out and does not protect us from the winds and rain ⛈️⛺

Please save What's left of us, share with us, and if you can, a donation can save an entire family from death ❣️🙏

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Alright yall, since we’re cool with crackships, what if I just kept making this dumb edit, but with all the silly Date Everything ships I come up with?

I’m not sure if they’d be perfect for each other or be total enemies, but it’d be entertaining either way.

This comic makes me so stupid emotional. She might have never known.

saw this comment and i had to

Of course Joanne is an aphobe. Of fucking course. Perfect example of how the hatred of these people will not stop at trans people. Push over that first domino and every other marginalized group downstream will be affected.

Imagine holding your child in your arms, knowing that with every passing day, their tiny heart is struggling—fighting for survival in a place where medical care is nearly impossible to access.

Story written by @rumiandroses

For Sharif Alamoudi and his wife, the journey to parenthood was long and difficult. After four rounds of IVF, they were finally blessed with twins, the children they had dreamed of for so long. But just as their family was finally complete, their world was shattered by war.

One of their two sons, Ahmed, was born with holes in his heart and requires urgent surgery. On top of this, he suffers from nerve damage in his eye, a condition that could worsen without proper care. Yet, in Gaza, where hospitals have been bombed, medicine is scarce, and borders are closed, getting medical attention is nearly impossible. Every day, Sharif and his wife watch helplessly as their son’s condition deteriorates, unable to do anything but hope and pray for a way out.

Sharif himself is also struggling—his herniated disc causes severe spinal and nerve pain, making it impossible for him to work overseas and provide for his family. With no income, no access to treatment, and no way to escape, their future is uncertain.

This family needs our help. Their fundraiser has gone without donations for too long, and every dollar could mean the difference between life and death for baby Ahmed.

If you can, please donate—even the cost of a cup of coffee could bring them closer to safety and the medical care their child desperately needs.

You can donate to the Alamoudi family GoFundMe [HERE]

This campaign has been vetted by @90-ghost. Sharif is currently trying to get his family's campaign vetted by other sources, as well.

A sweet interaction on the knitting Reddit

you... made accessibility gear for a cat. I LOVE this. 10/10. Improving the life of a family member via your skill!

sometimes a trans headcanon is 5 pages of careful textual analysis and reasoning and sometimes it's "i know this doesn't make sense but it's my favourite character and i get to decide the gender" and sometimes you have both within the same media and that's beautiful.

u survive literally every single event in your life & still every time a new event happens you feel like this is the event that will kill you and that you will never move on from but actually you will continue to survive like you always have bc u have a 100% win rate of surviving events. btw

Okay, but this does make the meme into a trilogy.

Expression is sacred, and imagination is not illegal, but when your imagination is not from the soul, and expressed with stolen talents, then you don't deserve protection, but only punishment.

A MARTYR?????

GIRL WHAT RIGHTEOUS CAUSE DO YOU DIE FOR

i looked into this a bit more and studio ghibli didnt even send him a cease and desist. he faked the letter. hes pretending at being a martyr because.... if i were to guess, business is slow lol. what a loser