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Anonymous asked:
give me your biggest hear me out
You can't handle my biggest hear me outs, traveler. They're too strong for you. I'm horny for things that would kill a dragon. Let alone a man.
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personsonable-deactivated201908
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?
personsonable
decay exists as an extant form of life
That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day
THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???
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Have you ever seen a cat white knuckling something before?
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i actually think it's rly cool for people getting an abortion to joke about the abortion, and it's not tasteless or bad. btw. they are allowed to joke about it. and it's funny.
ok this post is about this tweet i saw and found fucking hilarious:
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Patch 8 is real?
Patch 8 will be ready to roll out on Tuesday, April 15th! To celebrate, get ready to join us on Twitch where we’ll talk all things Patch 8 with guest developer Ross, whose work on the new subclasses will be arriving next week. April 16th, 1pm UTC @ twitch.tv/larianstudios https://youtu.be/h5ZC8Y_X78Y
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abandonedambition
you know what? I WILL play with jpgs like dolls. what if life could be dream
…. For now
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the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts
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humphul-deactivated20241215
"READ MY DNI" no. use your block button like an adult. i'm not scrolling through the many-paragraphs-long pinned posts of every blog i reblog something from. if you insist certain types of people aren't welcome in the notes of your posts then it's your responsibility to curate that. or choose a closed social media platform like facebook or instagram. or go and live in a barn away from humanity if you really don't like sharing the world with people who are different from you
I think that DNIs are a really clear example of the backwards understanding of boundaries that a lot of people have. Some people think it works like: "My boundary is that YOU can't do this thing I don't like"
When really it's more like: "My boundary is that if you do this thing that I've told you I don't like then I will remove myself from the situation"
The former does not work. The latter is more effective, it takes responsibility for yourself, and also it puts the power over your wellbeing into your hands and not in the hands of strangers who may or may not be malicious.
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MSNBC covered this story yesterday. Unfuckingbelievable
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Crossover AU where it's @ejoym's Devlin instead of Orin and he STILL ends up in the squid pod, somehow.
I do feel for him because you know all it took was telling him to get on his knees to kiss the toesies…and then BAM - ice pick to the occipital!
Done in by his Achilles’ heel for the Achilles’ heel!!
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This is why I have no sympathy whatsoever for anti-intellectuals who complain when discussion posts use too much academic language. "You can't expect me to whip out a dictionary every time you post—" BITCH I LOOKED UP "AHEGAO" FOR YOU. OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF MY HEART.