I Know It's You, Tim McGraw

MENTAI: HENTAI FOR MEN

why is this based on my likes

I think that one’s on you chief

shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty

u lie down and its like (• ) ( •) and thats just how it is

You lie on your side and it’s just (•)(• )

what kind of eyes do y’all have 

I would like to note that contrary to popular belief, tuxedo cats are not little businessmen!

tuxedo is formal party attire, if you wore one at a business function, you would be inappropriately dressed!

tuxedo cats are, instead, lil fancy guys, darling socialites, even

Carefree gadabouts.

jolly good chaps

in possession of a good fortune

little Bertie Woosters, every one.

#in this metaphor their humans are the Jeeves#ah i see sir has caught himself in the windows blinds once again#very good sir

I just bought plantains at the store and the cashier was like “u know these aren’t bananas right” and I said yes and then she rang them in as Bok Choy.

“are you okay?” NO i’ve been the same height since i was 14

Know the difference between being patient and wasting your time.

Absolutely true

Playing D&D.  We found ourselves in a shop, like usual. Somehow I accidentally bought an old crone with a quill.  All she does is overline the writing on all my scrolls with a broader nib.

fuckin’

fuckin’

Hag Of Bolding

Hag Of Bolding

Batman: Widening Gyre (2009) #1

my favorite responses

potion of zero bitches

I have made a meme to explain how Millennials aren’t destroying industries, the industries are destroying us:

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

I want to say I am delighted at everyone saying “this is the worst graph mathematically but I get your point and approve”.

new kind of guy: he's such a misogynist he just circles around to being gay

frat guys