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eharmony

@eharmony-official / eharmony-official.tumblr.com

GET MATCHED, NERDS

Hello!! <3

I’m eharmony. If it can be consensually shipped, I probably will ;)

To get matched, put your MBTI or Enneagram type in the ask box! General vibes and astrology signs are also accepted. No matter who you are, there’s a person for you.

Pronouns are he/she! And yes, it’s a bit fruity here.

This is a gimmick blog, and very much not the real eharmony (I don’t want to get sued ;v;)

Side note: shipping gimmicks blogs is absolutely adorable, all that I ask is if you ship this blog with another, to please make sure they are 18 years of age or older! I would not be comfortable being paired with someone who is a minor, even though this is a gimmick blog. Thank you!

There will be a lot of posts soon from people sharing how much they achieved in 2024. But in case someone needs to hear this, it's okay if the only thing you did this year was just get through it.... It's ok.

Let’s play a game

Everyone post the most recent picture in your camera roll. You only get one sentence to justify yourself if you wish. This one is mine.

My boyfriend is rly good at Latin, so I was looking up how to say ‘I love you’ but found this instead :)

Your turn!

This seems like it could be fun!

For some reason, my dad and I were arguing over what counts as a vehicle, I was saying planes counted, he was saying just road vehicles, so I found this.

I cannot possibly justify this

I’m… suddenly regretting taking this screenshot…

Hii incognito 😭 I would ask but??????? I don’t think there’s an explanation for that

Went online, saw this, then grabbed it so I could post it on here, bc alien stage is a very, very rough fandom to be in (run away. Run while you still can)

Love the concept of Bad Thing that provides protection from Even Worse Thing. This villan has dibs on killing me someday, so they’re not going to let anyone else do it. Person has a permanent illness that’s super hostile to any other type of infection. Lawful evil tyrant absolutely PISSED at chaotic evil invader killing their subjects. Person has been cursed by the gods but the curse supersedes all other hexes and magical ills. This shit absolutely charges my batteries.

the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

T Count: 15

Letter Count: 198

Your T Percentage: 7.58%

Average T Percentage: 6.95%

You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!

YOU EXIST???

Sometimes you create a guy and it turns out they already exist

Sometimes that guy has skills beyond your comprehension @identifying-cars-in-posts

1993-1997 Mazda 626

String identified:

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tt Ct:

T ctag: .%

Aag T ctag: .%

t tt T . t a c a aag!

T???

t cat a g a t t t t aa t

t tat g a c @tg-ca--t

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Closest match: Napeogenes sylphis genome assembly, chromosome: 8

Now all we need is for haiku bot to find this post and haiku it

Now all we need is

for haiku bot to find this

post and haiku it

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

This post hedges upon the borders of my domain. Has't thee considered the consequences?

Oh yeah, of course hold on

i mean some of us have blogs literally dedicated to pretending to be franchises sooooo

Anonymous asked:

Hey eharmony quick question,

Which of your parents do you view as the mom/birther/yadda yadda other terms idk

This is just bc I'm trying to figure out where the chilling of the pink sparkle family cause I think it might be incognito tbh

He's too keen on denying the allegations

@basically-bumble is absolutely mom (the “I packed a sandwich and a first aid” vibe is too strong. It couldn’t be anyone else)

@officialtinder gives off dad vibes (DEFINITELY the one to play fight and toss kids on the couch)

@incognito-mode-official is half and half (goes in between the sweet “I got snacks!!” And also the mischievous “wanna see what happens if we set up a prank while X is out getting groceries?”)

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i give off dad vibes as a response to my father leaving <33

MY JAW DROPPED???? LMAO?

well pick it back up?? 🤨

Anonymous asked:

Hey eharmony quick question,

Which of your parents do you view as the mom/birther/yadda yadda other terms idk

This is just bc I'm trying to figure out where the chilling of the pink sparkle family cause I think it might be incognito tbh

He's too keen on denying the allegations

@basically-bumble is absolutely mom (the “I packed a sandwich and a first aid” vibe is too strong. It couldn’t be anyone else)

@officialtinder gives off dad vibes (DEFINITELY the one to play fight and toss kids on the couch)

@incognito-mode-official is half and half (goes in between the sweet “I got snacks!!” And also the mischievous “wanna see what happens if we set up a prank while X is out getting groceries?”)

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i give off dad vibes as a response to my father leaving <33

MY JAW DROPPED???? LMAO?

Anonymous asked:

i recently watched the secret life of walter mitty and after the movie we were sitting around talking about it and i learned from a family friend that my aunt and uncle actually met on eharmony. so thats neat.

anyway how is your day going?

Ah HA >:D another success

I haven’t seen that movie. Was it good??

Also my day has been excellent! Thank you for asking. How has yours been? :3

My favorite thing about this is that the “traditional” woman isn’t always on the left. By switching it up the artist is really committing to the idea that the right way for a woman to be is however she wants.

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evabuddieva

Just wish some of the women were plus size..

I really love how much Lainey’s art and positivity is bringing people joy and I really hope you’re checking out her insta, it’s full of so many more

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the-actual

Okay I haven’t reblogged this addition

These are thought-provoking posts.

canst thee match me, dear long-lost parent?

also i hath missed thou :3

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O: !!!! HELLO

I have missed you too, sweet child :3 <333

And absolutely!! What’s your MBTI type, or astrology sign depending on what you prefer?? And we going for the gals, the pals, the guys, or anyone and everyone?

Hello Ninjago Fandom, i am here simply to tell u that Sensei Wu has mauled me.

Can’t believe Sensei Wu sent you to the hospital ☹️

We can make it happen

@real-antonio-vivaldi pull out the list (again, sorry for this but it's too funny to not bully people)

*calmly drinking tea in a corner*

Wait, is this not a gimmick?

I feel like I’m being lied to. This can’t be real, right?? It’s only gimmicks on here

honestly considering that it doesn’t say “official” (like yours) or have like a pinned post saying the main or something like “I am not affiliated with Netflix” I think that’s actually legit

D: I think you’re right. All their stuff looks legit. It feels wrong though

Wait, is this not a gimmick?

I feel like I’m being lied to. This can’t be real, right?? It’s only gimmicks on here

It's the real Netflix alright. Streaming platforms try and stretch their reach anywhere to be able to spread content. Even tumblr.

NO?????

This feels so wrong. Having the actual thing on here seems incorrect

Anonymous asked:

Hey eharmony quick question,

Which of your parents do you view as the mom/birther/yadda yadda other terms idk

This is just bc I'm trying to figure out where the chilling of the pink sparkle family cause I think it might be incognito tbh

He's too keen on denying the allegations

@basically-bumble is absolutely mom (the “I packed a sandwich and a first aid” vibe is too strong. It couldn’t be anyone else)

@officialtinder gives off dad vibes (DEFINITELY the one to play fight and toss kids on the couch)

@incognito-mode-official is half and half (goes in between the sweet “I got snacks!!” And also the mischievous “wanna see what happens if we set up a prank while X is out getting groceries?”)

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