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sotto-belle
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Reblogged sleepiestmothman
Do people often misspell your first or last name?
Reblogged chamiryokuroi
Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here
Dei hire
Reblogged asexual-levia-tan
I deman you to do it ?
Reblogged ofdreamsanddoodles
Me starting to copy the random noises my friends make
Reblogged ruffboijuliaburnsides
Note: your title, not your URL--for instance, mine is "I have a few dice…one or two maybe"
Reblogged mexicancat-girl
shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply
- "how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post
- "_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior
- "woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares
- "and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.
- "and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all
- ".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity
this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that's just an informative list about slang get this much traction.
anyway more addittions
- “what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament” for how do you know that without being a part of it.
- “anyone in this thread smoke weed” for the shit you people are saying is so off topic this might as well be a general discussion forum
- “dogs are boys and cats are girls” for ooh ur mindset did not grow past 4th grade, huh
- “color theory in a childrens hospital” for bending over backwards to not agree that YEA, that thing Came Off Weird
- “you are a tar pit” for someone finding any reason to respond with outrage.
- “is the __ in the room with us right now?” for I Don’t Think That’s Real.
- “bean soup? im allergic to beans!” for ik this doesn’t work for you, but that’s not a flaw. not everything can be for you.
- “people irl: hey man hows it going” for this will Never Matter irl
Reblogged zacksfairest
my friends r so talented. rb if ur friends are talented
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Reblogged soupcowboy
WHY YOU SHOULD WRITE HORRIBLY:
1. You’ll never write anything if you don’t
The road to good art is littered with sketchbooks full of embarrassingly bad art. No choice about it. That’s learning.
Joe, can you perform rakugo on stage with Gomamon?
Hiii Ava (I'm assuming this is your name)
So you've sent me this same exact request now 3 times in 3 days in big bold fonts, and I'm going to have to politely decline.
My asks aren't officially open, but in all fairness, they're also not officially closed. Honestly it varies on what I do eventually want to respond to with a drawing or not. I do have my own right to refuse requests
Now I don't know enough about Rakugo to make this drawing in a way that I can be personally satisfied with the end result, which is really what I want for all the fun doodles I do is to make myself/other people laugh and be happy.
The other reason I'm finally responding to you is I did want to just quickly say, using copy/paste to send the exact same art request to dozens people caaaan be seen as rude (or like you're just a spam bot)
It's like you're just seeing us as personal art machines and if I'm honest that just kind of sucks. This is nothing against you personally or anything!!! After all, I don't know anything about you outside of these 3 asks you've sent. I really hope this doesn't come off as me being mean + hope you have a nice weekend, but yea sorry, respectfully I'm not going to be drawing this or anything.
Reblogged lexcellence
look, if i catch sight of a mutual's unfortunately popular post in the wild dragging their flailing body behind it, i am obligated to smack that pony's ass and send them for another round of the pasture. i'm sorry, it's nothing personal, but it's in my contract
Reblogged marine-monarch
fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.