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OFFICIAL LEAGUE OF EMAILS

@email-ensemble / email-ensemble.tumblr.com

THE EMAIL INTRODUCTION.

hi everyone! this is outlook here! the email ensemble is a blog which is open to anyone who runs an email blog! we all enjoy being together, heres a little bit about ourselves underneath :>

@fake-microsoft-outlook this is me! i run this blog and 5 others so please be patient haha. she/they, pansexual, is okay with being called anything (but not okay with being meowed at. sorry guys ive had unpleasent experiences from this so its a no) :D i will sign off all my posts on here with -outlook or you will see me using the emoticon :> have fun!!

questions from the woods 🌱

pine 🌲 - what’s something you’ve had since you were a child?

mire 🏞 - how often do you go into nature?

raccoon 🐾 - have you ever accidentally stolen something?

overgrowth 🌿 - what’s a fact about yourself you’ve never had the opportunity to tell?

honeycomb 🐝 - do you want a big family or a small one?

echo 🕳️ - what’s a habit you want to start?

bones 💀 - what’s a hobby that you quit doing? do you miss it?

wind 🌪 - what music do you normally listen to?

crow ❇ - do you have a signature accessory?

sword 🗡️ - is there anything you always carry with you?

lavender 💜 - what’s your favorite smell?

fae 🌠 - what’s a fact about yourself that you don’t know how to explain?

birch 🌳 - what’s something you’re proud of?

mud 🌱 - how do you relax before you go to sleep?

fallen leaves 🍃 - what’s your morning routine like, if you have one?

oh these are lovely

I want to be a house un-flipper. I want to buy expensive houses and make them look so shitty it devalues the entire neighbourhood

I did this. I wouldnt call it making it shitty, but some people have scoffed and said I “Redneck’ified” the neighborhood. I moved to a suburb in 2009, it’s not HOA thankfully but older people acted like it was. I got cops called on me for my lawn being too tall the week I moved in, like 8 inches and such and they continued to do this often for my grass and my dogs being “too stinky and an eye sore to their view”

I have asthma and can’t use a push mower. I don’t own a riding mower. I can’t mow my lawn timely. I’m also not gonna pay a company to mow here 2x a week. I have a relative mow the front portion of my yard a few times a summer and we call it good. I then rewilded the property so the native plants manage themselves, my backyard is a meadow now. I have lots of trees.

People stopped fussing about the lawn eventually and these old huffy folks eventually moved away. I got chickens, turkeys, quail, rabbits in the meantime. My place is a hobby farm. I planted crops and gardens. My yard isn’t immaculate but it’s okay. I have corn and watermelons growing in my front lawn. 

From then on, a neighbor turned a spare acreage across the street into pasture and got a pair of donkeys. A herd of feral guineas roams the whole neighborhood. I’m the poultry lady here. A guy talked to me about turning his property for pigs recently. Someone on another street turned extra lots they bought into a meadow for their herd of goats right in the middle of the suburb. On the other side of the neighborhood someone has horses in a nice big field. At the road entrance to the neighborhood, the first house you see is another hobby farm of a couple dogs, a 4 wheeler,  some really happy kids and chickens. And their house is really beautiful too.  

All of this because I stopped mowing my lawn regularly when I moved in.  

It’s truly a thing of beauty and the homes are getting more affordable! Because someone in a local fb group complained a few months ago about it “I can’t sell a house here for the highest I want to because of all these places here! This used to be a decent neighborhood!” 

You don’t have to make things downright shitty. You just have to stop mowing your lawn regularly. 

Millennials are ruining corrupt corporate capitalism by caring about animals

Because we do research on branding and see which don’t poison or kill our pets 🙄🙄🙄🙄 but I guess the only killing that matters is another industry

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memeberd

Oh noo you poor name brands maybe you shouldnt have been selling us garbage to feed our fuzzy family members in tHE FIRST PLACE

This is the first time I’m seeing that millennials are ruining an industry by spending more on something. I’m glad

Until designer diets started killing dogs of dilated cardiomyopathy because they were formulated by well-meaning pet lovers instead of veterinary nutritionists. I sat with a dog while he gasped out his last breaths, his heart destroyed beyond repair by a grain-free diet his loving, good-intentioned owners fed him as the result of campaigns against vet-backed brands. I’m not going to forget that.

Yeah cheap brands like Gravy Train are junk, but there’s a reason we recommend Hills, Purina, and Royal Canin. And no, it’s not because they give us kickbacks. It’s because they’re formulated by people with actual credentials.

If kibble isn’t your thing, there are tools for formulating fresh diets for your pet. balance.it is a really great resource!

If the advertising for a pet food reminds me strongly of the shit I used to prop up my eating disorder, I am not touching it with a 10-foot pole. It’s manipulating owners with the same horrible underhanded scare tactics and misinterpreted facts and bad science. It’s preying on OWNERS’ insecurity about food and nutrition to drive business to their brand.

So yeah, I’m going to look at my options within some select name brands, not at the advertising that shows me a bobcat and a bunch of meat when I am feeding this fucking thing, whatever it is:

I’m going to look at what a freaky little beast like him needs, and at safety records over multiple creacher lifetimes.

And I will listen to my vet and my veterinary nutritionist because vets with a degree are far more likely to have accurate and thorough nutritional training than a pet store associate who has no veterinary training but has been trained to sell you on boutique foods. They may believe it themselves, fervently, but they aren’t vets.

To a vet, your pet is a client and the goal is their care, which encompasses nutrition but doesn’t end there. To a vet, your concern for your pet’s nutrition is responsible and welcome, and met with reasonable facts.

To a pet store, your concern over your pet’s nutrition is the lever they use to tip you over into outright fear for their safety, and their goal is to use that fear to turn you into a repeat customer for an expensive product.

Do not fall for it. Do research, don’t just believe what people tell you.

And don’t feed your pets vegan food.

pitter patter putter patter *you look down and see this*

I trust him

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vaporwavehistorian

Okay but this is exactly what I love.

The above image is a historical artifact. Colima dog. It dates back to circa 100 BCE-300 CE. (x)

And, around two thousand years later it was originally shaped with care, painted with love, and adored… someone draws it. Draws it using a new technological device that allows modern people to shape things with care, paint with love, and even move them -on a screen, glowing.

And the said person decides to share it with the world. The whole world adores it.

I love the connection between past and today. We were humans back then, and we are still the same.

Cute dog :)

hey, i don't know if you're cozy right now, but if you aren't cozy, please, please get cozy. snuggle up. do whatever you have to do. please I'm begging

you would not believe your eyes, if 10 thousand fireflies, had gay sex before they all died

get this to 10k and i make a parody of the entire song on my uke

Summoning the demons:

more

bleh

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b0rateen-deactivated20250212

LMFAO

Violets are Red

Roses are Blue

Wait that was wrong

I gotta redo

No. No it won't. It will not get almost 10 times as many notes as my currently most noted post. I refuse. Also why have I already gotten a reblog that says this?? I currently have 5 notes on this post.

It's way more than 0.02% cause I'M NOT GETTING 10K, I'll get a maximum of 100 notes on this post.

Please I'm not ready to be world famous. Please no.

We’re at 300 notes now oh god

Investing at 350ish notes

Gonna be funny when it just suddenly stops gaining notes now and your reblog is one of the last ones

lmao 400 notes now

It's still just 400, okay? That's still not even close to 10k. It's not reaching 10k ever. I've had other posts reach over 400 and they still don't have 10k, so neither will this one.

sure thing buddy keep telling yourself that :3

YEah I will cause it's true

how is having 600 notes on this going?

I made this post like a day ago at this rate it's gonna be at 10k in like 20 days. Please no

depends how growth on this post is. if it's exponential growth, assuming at t = 0 there was 1 note, t = 1 is 1 day, solving 604 ^ t = 10,000 gives us t = 1.438.

10k is coming in less than half a day, if these calculations hold true.

I mean I'd assume if anything it would start to go more slowly the longer time passes and this post is probably competely dying before I reach 10k. At least I hope so...

Some roses are blue,

Some violets are red.

There are too many colors

That ought to be said.

The real world's complex

So let's let our love spread.

There are infinite hues

But too few in our head.

I love this lmao

woah that was fast

better blow this up then

You say investing at 700 notes, but it’s almost at 1500, how does that work??

Please, this stopped gaining traction like 3 days ago, please let it stay that way, I don’t wanna have to wake up with 99+ notifications again, please God no

Hehehehe… welcome to your worst nightmare

If this post doesn’t eventually get over 10k I’m gonna eat my own hat!

You better start chewing cause the post has died out and it's not even close to 10k :D

Queuing this up like it’s nobody’s business.

Don’t you dare.

What have I done?

It had to be done.

The gimmick blogs found you.

Get em, boys.

MUSIC LOVERS ASSEMBLE!!

i feel like starting a tag chain so i hope this works out :)

reblog this with 3 songs:

  1. the song your listening to right now (or last one you listened to)
  2. your current favourite song
  3. a song of your choice

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mine:

  1. its now or never - elvis presley/love in the dark - adele
  2. trastevere - måneskin
  3. nevermore - queen

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a music tag game yaaayyyy, thanks for tagging me :)

  1. where is my mind? - pixies
  2. i bet on losing dogs - mitski
  3. is everybody going crazy? - nothing but thieves

1. Batphone by Arctic Monkeys

2. All You Wanna Do from SIX (Samantha Pauly version)

3. Digital Hallucination by OR3O

YOOOO I WAS THE ONE WHO SHOWED TOU BATPHONE (its my fav from Tranq base)

Secret door - Artic Monkeys

My Propeller- Artic Monkeys

Cemetery Gates - The Smiths

omgggg hiiii idk if ive already dun this buuuuutttt

1.weird girl by mommy long legs

2.hammerhead by penelope scott

3.freind,leader by phemiec

:D

@green-moth-man @help-exe-a-horror-enthusiast @randmwizard aaaaand anyone who wants to play :D

oooh!

  1. venetian blind man by will wood
  2. maybe man by ajr
  3. open the sky by the stupendium

whehehe >:3

1. your song by elton john (sung by ewan mcgregor)

2. turbulent by the waterparks/cooks by still woozy

3. nowhere to run by stegosaurus rex

aaa thank u for tagging me!!! <3

1. eyes without a face - billy idol

2. save a prayer - duran duran

3. let's go to bed - the cure

thx for tha tag!!

  1. happily alone by diveo
  2. at this exact moment...? innocent amen by shoebill
  3. icicles by the scary jokes

oh yippee!!!

  1. the moon will sing - the crane wives
  2. constellations - the oh hellos
  3. dear wormwood - the oh hellos

omg hi nesa

currently listening :: pokkan kara - kikuo

current favorite :: cyberpunk dead boy - maiki-p / wonderlandsxshowtime

current recommendation :: fight song - eve

oh the song name cyberpunk dead boy sounds EPIC already imma listen to that some time

  1. currently listening: hope ur ok by olivia rodrigo
  2. current fave: casual by chappell roan
  3. song of choice: pink pony club (listen chappell roan i love you sm-)

taggingggg @spellbook-gayboy @river9noble @saul-okayman @sequids @queenfishie and those that wanna join in!!

ooh ok

  1. Black Mirror - Arcade Fire
  2. Satan - D.D. Dumbo
  3. In The Blood - Darren Korb, Ashley Barrett

tagging @crismakesstuff @sillymanwithocs @spitalofatalo @heartbreakercupcake and anyone else who wants to join this

  1. Moral Panic by Nothing But Thieves
  2. We Exist by Arcade Fire
  3. Burn the Witch by Radiohead

1. Smells like teen spirit — Nirvana

2. Water Underground— Real Estate

3. Majestic — Wax Fang

Whomever is interested

Thanks for the tag goblin!

Falling For You - BoyWithUke

Carry On - The Score/Awonation

Flaming - Sungha Jung

Ooo, thanks for the tag!

1. To Ashes and Blood - Woodkid

2. The Ballad of the Witches’ Road - from Agatha All Along

3. Metamorphosis - Infinity Song

thanks for the tag! it's literally all epic lmao

1. Ruthlessness - Jorge Rivera-Herrans

2. Get in the Water-600 Strike - Jorge Rivera-Herrans

3. Scylla - Jorge Rivera-Herrans

i shall summon with magic powers @candyskiez @oh-cramity-its-amity @lonesomenecromancer @d0nut-gh0st @kagamineriri @kate66s and anyone else who wants to!

ah! music tag!!

1.) Burial Plot - Dayseeker

2.) Funeral Party - Boston Manor

3.) East - Systems Officer

uhh idk who already got tagged but if you have just disregard but if you wanna join in- feel free!!

Thank you for the tag!!!

  1. You don't need to love me - If/Then
  2. Go Tonight - The Mad Ones
  3. In cold blood - She makes war

1. Runaway - Bon Jovi

2. Call Me - Blondie

3. Head Games - Foreigner

1. I love you more than death by tearful moon

2. psychosocial by slipknot

3. lesbian vampyres from outer space by scary bitches

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