in a parasocial relationship with the sea

Victor Westerholm - The departure of ice (1909)

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canceled my prime membership today

Zuhair Murad | Fall 2024 Couture

A scientific diagram

As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.

In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.

official fish post

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I do think we ought to sexualize chocolatiers more

i need dick from an angry chocolatier who sucks

DO NOT sleep during the day. Youll be like What the hell later

oh man i say that but then i lay down all cozy …

What the hell

who up concerned that they might “become lost in the world of signs and forget the things they signify”

"maybe the problem is you" oh the problem is definitely me, next question

you know how everyone grows up feeling like there's something missing inside them? well it turns out something was missing the whole time. and yep. it's the amulet

*hides under blanket for entire day* oh wow where did all the time go

microwave popcorn is such a beautiful technology. captures the full range of sensory and emotional experiences. there's even a part where it gets loud and scary. the 1812 overture of cheap snacks

me making posts about my brand new niche interest no one really cares about but i m free because i will never get tired of talking to myself forever