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Yeah sex is nice but have you ever listened to potential breakup song (explicit)?
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Geralt: ill let you come on the hunt if you can do one thing
Jaskier: anything! I need inspiration geralt!
Geralt: Pay valdo a compliment tonight at the party
Jaskier: Ugh fine
***later than night***
Jaskier: Valdo, you smell better than you look
Geralt: Try again
Jaskier: Valdo you carry yourself with the confidence of a much taller, more successful man
Geralt: Jaskier no
Jaskier: it's ok I'm on a roll! Valdo I'm so proud of how you never succumbed to beauty standards, or even try to follow the latest fashions. Furthermore, You never let your lack of musical talent stop you!
Geralt: Stop
Jaskier: You are at the peak of the bell curve
Geralt: *starts dragging jaskier away*
Jaskier: Oh looks like we are leaving for a dangerous hunt! Have the day you deserve!
we used to have normalized whump. remember what they took from you....
back in the day you could write about the most sickeningly vile atrocious war crimes happening to your blorbo and everyone was like. kyaaaaaaaa >w<. they just got it. they understood
What the fuck is whump
Don't worry about it kitten
Tarsal claws on tarantulas. You agree.
YOU AGREE.
maybe they shouldn’t have put so many of the major arteries in such erotic places. Have you ever thought about that
It’s that time of year when the Great Storm Dragon descends upon the Midwest
I am now drawing the Great Midwest Radar Dragon
Weather spotters reported a giant glowing dragon in the sky. Locals told to not even worry about it.
Aw I should make his claws purple like this claw signature thingy from the other night
I think my new favorite hobby is making Noah out of different radar maps now.
not normie enough to fit in but not fringe enough to lean into being a freak, worst of both worlds, pure liminality, just the weird coworker, and unrelatable classmate. and your mutual