i've died on smaller hills, so i can't judge. but i do think it's funny whenever posts about the proper definition of a poor little meow meow circulate, considering none of them mention that the origin was a kpop fan's absolutely bonkers tweet about not being able to protect a full grown man who was getting backlash for including audio from the jonestown cult leader jim jones in one of his songs
I was clearly not at the devils sacrament what the fuck
i love being a fan of media. ur favorite character shows up on screen or page and ur just like hiiii baby
Yes, these Muppets have taken Manhattan. The question now is can they HOLD it
what I think will happen if I message my mutuals
the image was making me really sad so i drew the little guy being taken care of
To be loved is to be changed
we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)
Honestly, tea. I’ve lived here my whole life and I have never once known what my total is gonna be at the register. Total fucking mystery.
im an ex-american living in new zealand for the past two years and it still never fails to blow my mind that i can take a $2 coin, walk up to a counter with two $1 items, and perform the expected transaction
this callout is completely deserved
One time I had a connecting flight at Atlanta airport and I decided to treat myself to a matcha latte while I was there and it was $6.39 and I was like oh that’s really specific but ok! Not too bad :) but then I bought it and it cost $7 and I was like ohhhh ok
Nothing funnier than the soldier at the beginning of Much Ado who talks about how Benedick is a good soldier, a lord, a good man, wonderful, amazing, and then we meet him and he's low-key a disaster who keeps being roasted by this random woman
#the thing is: i think benedick IS competent in all situations where he isn't devoting 90% of his brain cells to not admitting he's in love#we just don't SEE these situations#we just get him in full-time Bi Disaster Mode (affectionate)#(if benedick weren't bi would beatrice care that he has every month a new sworn brother? i rest my case) (@oldshrewsburyian)
bite the vampire first to establish dominance
