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PEDRO PASCAL Who Makes Who Laugh More | The Last Of Us Season 2
Little lucky bird, please work with the golden potato. America, and the fucking world tbh, need a Harris win.
prometheus: hot take,
the greek gods: no give that back
I shouldn’t have laughed that loudly
having mutuals who i think are really cool and get like. starstruck when they interact with me. is so weird. like why am i reacting like this. we’re literally both on tumblr
When I walk into the mall and see Christmas decorations up the day after Halloween, I feel the same way Hamlet did when his mom married his annoying uncle so shortly after his father’s death.
Thrift, thrift, Horatio! the Halloween Mars Bars/Did coldly furnish forth the Christmas stockings
Went to a game store with my brother, and I told him I liked the clear colored dice cause they look like gems. He said I had a croow brain, which I denied. We kept wandering and I found a REALLY pretty box and picked it up with an "oo, pretty!" And he just goes "Crow. Brain." And basically I'm a magpie attracted to shinies and I have a fear my brother will weaponize this.
ppl in the age of cell phones: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of books: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of textile art: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of picking lice: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of cooking: fucking up their necks
in the age of keyboards: carpel tunnel
in the age of writing by hand: carpel tunnel
in the age of squeezing water out of wet clothes after cleaning them by hand: carpel tunnel
in the age of using hand-sized stone tools: carpel tunnel
you are not wrong bestie
Still better than horses
The Astarion brain rot is real and all I can think of is Astarion asking Tav to describe what he looks like since he hasn't seen himself in 200 years and they IMMEDIATELY begin practicing drawing in secret so they can show him eventually how beautiful he is and I'm not crying you're crying
...I wrote it. I wrote the thing. Need to edit the thing.
hey, um, i’ve got some bad news. we gave your boyfriend a tape recorder and uh. yeah, he’s a horror podcast protagonist now….yeah, the horrors got him
Pete Davidson on REAL ONES with Jon Bernthal