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Last updated: 3/21/25
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Reblogged green-socks
"ohh my god you can't just-"
Am I yours to command? Does the collar 'round my neck have your name on it? I kneel to no king nor god, and I see no crown on you.
you wear a collar
I may choose to kneel recreationally.
Reblogged bitchin-beskar
this might be one of the worst things anyones ever said to me
tumblr has some competition in the hate mail game
Reblogged whataenginerd
too bad you’re just daydreaming.
Reblogged thisiswhymomworries
I love when household beasts are like whoa. You were gonna piss all on your own? No backup or companionship or anything? Babe. I got you. I'm right here. You don't have to be alone during this difficult time (pissing), and you won't be. Ever. This is not a discussion.
Reblogged chronically-ghosted
HAPPY 50TH BIRTHDAY PEDRO PASCAL! 2nd of April 1975
Reblogged dragonstailbutch
“which trends should come back in 2025?” can i just do whatever the fuck
Gunning down CEOs in the street
Reblogged estrogenesis-eeveeangelion
nalgenebottle-deactivated201706
*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?
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“Why would you want to make a game for the original Nintendo?? No one is going to buy that”
Jokes on you! I sold 1 copy!!!
LOOK AT THAT BEAUTIFUL GRAPH! THATS A SALE BAAAABY
^Me rn
Holy shit yall. I just woke up to 21 sales! The game has officially recouped the cost of all the software I used to make it!!! IM PROFITABLE?!
...What's the game, how did you make it, and how are you selling it?
It’s called Undercover Shot! It’s a 2 player social deduction game for the original Nintendo Entertainment System!
I’m taking pre orders for physical copies here https://www.homebrew-factory.com/home/138-undercover-shot.html
And selling digital ROM versions for a dollar here: https://pirateprincessjess.itch.io/undercover-shot-nes
A week ago I was losing my mind over 1 sale, now I’ve sold 81 digital copies and 52 physical ones.
Over 100 people bought my game!!!!????? This is mind blowing. I don’t even know how to process this. I am so grateful. I would not have sold nearly this many without yall sharing this post as much as you did. I love you all so much. Thank you for making this happen. You all made my childhood dream come true in a bigger way than I thought possible.
Achievement Unlocked:
NEStseller
Sell a new title for the fucking Nintendo Family Computer in the year 2025 AD.
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𝐓𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 | Joel Miller x reader
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- summary | Joel's pent up, you've got ideas.
- author's note | just had the urge to do some free-use/cnc stuff with softer jackson!joel, huddled into my little writing cave and came up with this. also, happy birthday to the man who's brought me so many great friends within this fandom <3
- content warning | 18+ MDNI, DEAD DOVE: CNC, FREE-USE, brief aftercare, established relationship, jackson!joel, pre-arranged dynamics, dom/sub elements, mentions of safewords, facefucking & forcefucking, eating out from the back, none of this is good for joel's knees, a short game of chase, claiming kink, degradation, slapping (consensual), unprotected piv, creampies. this fic contains dark elements, if it is not your thing, continue on.
- word count — 4.7k
It grows like weeds in your brain.
@staff @support @engineering @wip @humans put the edit button back at the bottom of the goddamn posts for the love of fuck why do you people hate your users so much this ui change sucks ass
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Older, Bolder
Pairing: GILF!Joel x Reader
Summary: Joel can’t get it up.
Warnings: 18+. This fic is for LIMP DICK LOVERS ONLY. If y’all can’t rock with Joel’s flaccid cock, click AWAY 😫 Unprotected p-in-v / intercrural sex. Oral (m!receiving). Age gap unspecified but just know he’s AARP-eligible.
Word count: 3.0k
This wasn’t a problem he’d planned on having.
Reblogged cruelfather
Reblogged xlemonhoneyx
the long mouse is approaching you
Reblogged preydoggy
trying to decide if I would actually get in trouble for this in the lab