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10 year old college humor sketch that i watched at 1am last night and have since watched five more times
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*exports you as a jpeg* *and turns the quality waaaaay down*
dead-god-dreaming
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shapeshift!
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I love Josh’s anti-classism so much. I grew up in a single parent household that didn’t have time/the ability to cook. I taught myself as an adult and ended up loving it. I cook with this stuff a lot. Shit, the RealLemon juice ends up in a lot of my cocktails. Sure, I like fancy ingredients when I can afford them and I have things I get picky about using - but I have bad hands, mincing garlic is painful as fuck. There’s a lot to be said for knowing how to work with what you have. Don’t shame people for trying, don’t shame people for feeding their families things that they enjoy.
if you are only a good cook if you have access to premium ingredients at whole foods or above prices then you arent really a good cook
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i get that it is recreationally fun to whine and hate. i support all whiners and haters and i agree nintendo should be bankrupted and have to sell all its games for negative ninety dollars. but if new mario games are $80 i just think its really easy to not buy new mario games. like when peoplare like "games are 1 squillion dollars" im like okay maybe for you if you want to buy the new zelda or cod the day of release. for Me, video games are like $15. sometimes $0
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banging my head on the wall BEGGING people on the internet to learn what an Inside Thought is. like you do not need to express every nasty opinion you have, and if you do so publicly, you gotta accept that people are gonna get mad at you for saying shit like "i find gay men repulsive". social media is not your private diary, it is public. there are consequences for saying terrible things, such as thousands of people thinking you're an asshole.
PLEASE learn what an inside thought is. you do not need to share everything that goes through your head. you shouldn't.
once you say something out loud people can hear it and respond. if what you say out loud insults them, they will also get mad at you. the nice thing about inside thoughts is when you don't say insulting things out loud to people, they don't get mad at you.
you have every right to say mean stupid bullshit that pisses people off, but if you don't want to deal with the consequences of that, consider learning some fuckin restraint.
this is why journaling and/or talking to yourself is such a useful tool. you can even make a post and leave it in drafts! it's healthy to get those thoughts out of your brain, but it's important to keep to an appropriate context.
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kinda hard to take it seriously people complaining about "toxic yuri" this, "toxic yaoi" that. i grew up on toxic comp het; in my day we called them "cartoon sitcoms"
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at the euthanasia party everyone gets a sip of the forbidden lean
Yeah, same
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I deman you to do it ?
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Vampires who act like you’re insane for getting a job are just stubborn pricks without the psychic fortitude for job applications. Oh what’s that, i don’t need a job bc i no longer have food bills? Cool, cool cool cool, how tf am i gonna pay rent bitch? Or a mortgage on any place more cushy than an extant example of every possible violation of building safety code? You think nobody’s gonna do the math when i pay up with a different dead guy’s credit card every month? You’re cool with just never engaging with the progress of technology and digital infrastructure? You aren’t ever gettin concert tickets again that you didn’t pull from your lunch’s pocket? Stressful fucking life, i’m out here in the hospital basement making fat stacks and yoinking fresh bagged blood while you have an SI kill team breaking down the door of your condemned little duplex bc you do all your shopping via combination fraud, robbery, and homicide.