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Fallon, Tired [comms CLOSED]

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Ko-Fi | Knitting Gallery | bsky My callout post for Artisans.coop They/he, 32, autistic, queer, disabled, leftist, and doesn't tolerate moral lectures from German nationals. Judeo-Bolshevik-Ancom. Blocks liberally cause I don't have time or energy for bad faith arguments lol. Please don't ask me for money. I do not have it. You're barking up the wrong tree if you're directly asking me for cash. Some of my core beliefs: Free Palestine. Communist. Queer liberation. TERFs and TIRFs fuck off. Anti-transmasculinity exists. Disability liberation. Self-determination is paramount. Fiction is not reality. If you voted for the administration that was openly arming a genocide, then you know what you would have done during the Holocaust. Will knit you stuff for money. I'm disabled and that's the only income I can get. Fandoms etc: Dragon Age, Mass Effect, South Park, Omori, Fear & Hunger, Pathologic, Gravity Falls, analog/digital horror. Anti-shippers touch grass challenge. Minors should probably not be here. I won't say DNI cause I'm not an NSFW blog, but I don't follow minors. I frequently post horror content and might sometimes post some mildly sexual fanart. And being in my 30s, I even sort of view 19 year olds as basically kids.
Knitting patterns for sale!

I'm a queer, disabled crafter who can't get a "real" job. My knitting is the only money I get. I just had to close my comms to get some work done, so the main thing I'm selling right now is my original knitting patterns, for $7 each! Every purchase helps a desperate person survive.

Whenever someone complains about the $80 USD sticker price on new games, some folks like to bring up the fact that many Super Nintendo cartridges were retailing for the same price way back in the 90s.

The subtext of these observations is usually that AAA game prices have been effectively static for thirty years, so really, once you take inflation into account, AAA games are cheaper than ever.

A more pointed observation would be that, in spite of those thirty years of inflation, that $80 price tag has managed to become less affordable to the average gamer in 2025 than it was in 1995, which is an indictment that reaches much further than the AAA gaming industry.

I just need to make this clear.

If you think “men are fundamentally evil”, get the fuck out. If you think “trans men oppress trans women”, get the fuck out. If you think “masculinity is all toxic”, get the fuck out.

I am a big fat fucking trans guy. I was a gender non conforming child. I was a tomboy for most of my young years.

If you think that “masculinity is always rewarded”, I invite you to suck my hot queer ass. And then go and have a conversation with literally ANY trans man, transmasc, or butch woman out there.

“Men are evil” doesn’t make you a fucking uwu cool feminist. It doesn’t mean you are “fighting the power”.

It makes you a bioessentialist douchebag. It makes you someone who fundamentally misunderstands what patriarchy is so bad, that I would argue you should have to go learn some shit before you’re welcome in any feminist spaces. Although, you would probably feel right at home in radfeminist spaces, so why not head on over if you’re not already fucking there?

Fighting patriarchy and making shit better for everyone cannot happen if you are out here preaching how men are fundamentally evil monsters who all want to prey on women. That makes you an ignorant, obnoxious, sexist bioessentialist. And that doesn’t fucking help anyone.

Transandrophobia is literally just misogyny that’s be repackaged with a shittily painted progressive hate on that slots in super nicely with outwardly hating all individual men while inwardly fucking supporting patriarchy.

Men are not aggressive beasts who cannot control their urges and who do things unto women. And women are not soft sweet little objects who must appease men’s urges and who have things done unto them. That is literally patriarchy talking. And if your entire “feminist” view is that men are evil aggressors who only can do violence and women are sweet uwu perfect soft things who can only ever be victims of that violence?

You would be more at home in some kind of weird conservative Christian tradwife space.

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Have you ever looked closely at a car windshield?

The edge of the glass is painted where it is glued to the car but it has these small dots between the clear and painted glass.

These are there for a reason. When the sun hits the glass the painted areas and the clear areas will absorb heat at different rates. This causes the glass to expand and contract differently putting stress on the glass.

These dots help the glass to warm up more evenly over a larger area so the glass does not suffer stress that could cause it to spontaneously explode.

Fun fact: the Tesla cybertruck doesn’t have these.

Yes, the glass will spontaneously crack or explode in the sun.

talking about transmasc issues is crazy because if your post gets popular you'll have someone say "your issues are real but you shouldn't use a word for it" and the very next reply will be something along the lines of "I'm going to rape you and get you pregnant"

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She's also publicly stated that she believes that anyone who reads her books or watches her shows and films does so because they explicitly agree with her political views.

There's no "agree to disagree" with her work. Every time you pick up her work or talk about it you are saying to her "I agree with you Joanne" whether you like it or not.

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you arrive at work (hungry, as usual) excited for more under-tarp sex with your work husband only to find that he's not there. when you ask your boss about it he berates you. you talk to your only remaining work friend about it, but he blames you for not being able to be with his not-work wife and then kills himself. you decide to seek out the treasure map hidden by your other dead work friend. the treasure is your work husband's not-work wife, who is currently trapped in work hell. you're trying to memorize the directions in your darkened office (no work is being done). and then elon musk walks in

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