wmata you may want to rethink your phrasing

Two vastly different experiences

A pig photobombs a rural wedding, location unknown, but somewhere in England, 1927.

hey don't worry. if you accidentally do something wrong I'll just kick you in the ribs and sides and chest and stomach and body and kidneys and head and neck until one of us feels better. I have heavy boots and no empathy. I forgive you babe. now stay still.

[or, that time I spent almost nine months perfecting a self-indulgent playlist for the morally grey space lizard. if anyone checks it out i hope u like it aough <3]

▶︎ a very good tailor [1h41m – on spotify]

♦︎ fave lyrics under the cut ♦︎

While making dinner tonight, I very very fleetingly, but very seriously and legitimately thought “I should watch Goncharov tonight”

And then I Remembered.

That it's no longer on poob?

second base is preserving your organs and mounting your head on my wall. third base is sex of course

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

memory is hazy; narratives are fungible; someday, I will need your confirmation that these moments existed

my own medicine 🤮

@derinthescarletpescatarian

I know you were wondering how it all worked with him, not knowing what was going on.

young seth mcfarlane is doing something to me…

cheers to my housemates for drawing the gems for me for this comic