Certified Punk

Trying to start some toxic yuri shit with this mech pilot, but she's well adjusted and happily married. I called her my loyal dog and she filed an HR report fuuuuuuuuck

gk

joan of arc

i feel like nintendo is having a playstation 3 moment

wherein sony initially made the ps3 fuckoff expensive and told the people who couldnt afford it to get a second job because they had these massive egos after making the ps2 which is the best selling console in history and thought everyone would just buy it because it was the ps3, and the switch was *super* successful (though not quite as successful as the ps2) after the failure that was the wii u so i think theyre having a similar ego trip

this is either going to be a very humbling moment for nintendo or everyone is going to enable them because the culture of the gaming industry when the ps3 released and the culture right now are very different and i imagine there wont be a lot of pushback. at least, not in the way the ps3 had a lot of pushback

the fact that the switch 2 tech demo tutorial 'game' costs money and is digital only is insane. remember when every wii came with wii sports for free? do you remember that? i am going to hunt down the nintendo execs for sport

The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker

Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

"no! get away! it's not safe!"

*begins to undergo a horrifically painful looking American Werewolf in London style transformation sequence with bones snapping and joints rearranging but at the end of it I stand up and I've just turned into Elvis*

@elvis-official

Woah mama it happens to us all

sketchy SS zeldies

Ao3 does not need an algorithm, you're just lazy

Ao3 does not need a 1-5 star rating system, you just want to bring down authors writing for FREE

Ao3 does not need automatic censorship, it is an archive, therefore anything can be posted

Writing or reading about something illegal does not mean the author nor the reader condones it, if that were true, you could never read a story involving anything negative

Purity culture is ruining fan culture and you all are fucking annoying

Ship dynamics are always like Sunshine and Sunshine protector~ Cinnamon roll and their grumpy one 🤗 Well what about 2 cunts. They're both cunts and that's the dynamic. cunt4cunt.

beetlejuice premiered 37 years ago on this day-o 🪲

simple joys

Vase with Pink Roses (1890) by Vincent van Gogh