the best father daughter duo 🥲

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unknown forces compelled me to draw this

"I want to be a dragon."

Lidia Yuknavitch, from Reading the Waves: A Memoir published in 2025

Cory Booker has been talking in the senate for over 20 hours now

He’s not filibustering. He’s protesting the current administration.

For those of you from outside the US or those of you who didn’t pay attention in government class, in the US senate there’s really no limit to the amount of time a senator can speak. So sometimes if they don’t want a bill to pass they just. Don’t stop talking. To hopefully get past the deadline to vote on a bill. This is called filibustering.

Senator Cory Booker isn’t doing that. He’s disrupting “the normal business of the United States Senate for as long as I am physically able”. Just in protest. This doesn’t usually happen.

He’s less than 20 minutes away from breaking the record of the longest speech given on the senate floor

Cory Booker has officially broken Strom Thurmond’s record for longest speech on the senate floor and he’s still going

For those of you wondering what he’s been talking about this whole time, his staff wrote down a bunch of stuff for him to read like stories from people across the political spectrum opposed to what the administration is doing. He’s also been telling personal anecdotes about meeting important civil rights leaders and other democratic senators have been pausing him for “questions” but the questions have been as long as a small speech and have both served the purpose of giving him a second to sit down and updating him on the news that he’s been missing while he’s been talking.

He has yielded the floor at 25 hrs and 4 mins. His eyes are so wide they look like they’re going to bug out of his skull so I don’t blame him for stopping. He said to go out and get in some good trouble.

is not every war between men, between brothers?

(enjolras + combeferre in shoujo cosette pt. 1)

his & hersterectomies. is that anything

period-typical homosexuality

"Are you ready for your hormones, Kermit?"

Kermit was sitting on his lover's lap; they had been enjoying a nice evening in before his Clown Bride had interrupted their comfortable silence. He looked up in confusion.

"B-but Joker, I'm not due for my T shot for another week..."

Joker chuckled darkly. "You misheard me, darling," she murmured, "I said, Are You Ready For Your Whore Moans?"

♤♡◇♧

Kermit whimpered softly as he felt the long fingers of his lady love dance around his small, muppet frame, like elegant white spiders. She traced the edges of his quivering muppet hole and chuckled darkly, the rich velvet of her voice rolling through him in a shuddering wave. He was tied up, of course-- bound with one of the many handkerchiefs she had pulled from the sleeve of her suitjacket. Clowns are so fucking good at bondage, Kermit thought, but his thought was cut off sharply by Joker scissoring her fingers into the depths of his hole, clearly savoring the squelching of the wet felt.

"AHhhnnn~" Kermit moaned, like a slut.

"Gods, you moan like a slut," Joker chuckled darkly.

Joker was usually so difficult to read with her permanent killer smile, but it was clear how affected by the muppet's display she truly was. A shuddering, breathy quality had taken over her voice, causing even her signature laugh to waver as she explored her lover's Hole.

"Are you ready for the Whole Clown, my love?" Joker chuckled darkly.

Kermit flailed his arms, howling in anticipation. He was ready for the Whole Clown.

Joker leaned in close, gripping Kermit's felt sides, and growled into the side of his head where she presumed his ear to be (frogs do not have easily visible ears, but that does not mean they cannot hear you. They are listening. They are listening):

"Are you ready for me to fill up your Mussy?"

Kermit shuddered in arousal. "My what?"

"Your Mussy," Joker chuckled darkly.

Kermit stared at her.

"Muppet Pussy," she clarified. "I'm going to fill it with my Clock."

Lifting up Kermit, she lined up his entrance with her clock.  "That's Clown Cock," she chuckled darkly.

"Yeah, I got that--" Kermit began to say before being cut off by his own wanton moaning as Joker pulled him down onto her Whole Entire Clown and shook him up and down and up and down-- Egad! He was Bouncing On That Thang. Bouncing and moaning and squelching and shaking and crawling and growling sinisterly and screaming in absolute muppet pleasure as his arms flailed and shook in the air without control. Joker darkled chuckly.

"Fuck," she moaned all sexy, "I'm going to do my Joker Cum Blast."

"YES!" Cried Kermit, "PLEASE FILL ME UP WITH YOUR JOKER CUM BLAST!"

And she did.

She came inside his hole with chuckles, dark

The Joker's seed did Blast, til overflow

The Muppet bit her neck, it left a mark

And yet, the cum pressed on, it did not slow

A power hose of cum unleashed inside

Dear Kermit, pouring from his Mussy, green

Her Joker Blast had filled her up with pride

While Kermit's insides filled with cum, unseen

The floor, the walls, their skin, their clothes, their hair:

All cummied on, remained the loving pair ♡

its just one of those days

guy who's profiting from it: look, i don't like it either

looking for shirt braces online and I saw this and thought tumblr would appreciate it