Alpha Big Dick

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

i have to pee

woke up and it’s another day

dear diary,

i think louis has a crush on me. he gazes at me and his eyes sparkle. he calls me pet names and we kiss sometimes. i confronted him about it and he told me we’re married. i’m okay with that.

the other day he put a lamp in the washing machine. it’s unrelated but i thought it was worth mentioning. he also told me that cows have best friends and get distressed when they’re separated and i cried for hours.

mmm

Vile Larries are perpetuating the homophobic gay wrist stereotype again.

hey man you kill yourself 😹🙏🏽 livestream it too so I can send you coins. look up what memes first before you go I HATE CUNTS LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

abolish the musician biopic industry NOW ...

STOP BELIEVING FANDOM TROLLS

Please stop giving accounts like this attention. They’re always trolls and many times predators behind them who use fandom to prey on young girls.

In the last few years we’ve had dozens of fake accounts like this pop up and gain followers purely based on their trolling content that misleads unsuspecting, many times newer, fans. Not ONE time have any of these accounts turned out to be true.

They all use the same formula: they try to capture your attention by posting “clues” for a mystery you have to solve. These clues never amount to anything and no mystery ever gets any conclusion. It’s all random numbers that make no sense or copycat “puzzles” from old marketing campaigns that also never get solved or result in anything.

CBO has been doing this for years and trolling new fans.

If this was an actual marketing campaign for Louis or Harry they would’ve pivoted their strategy ages ago, bc clearly nothing is getting solved and their campaign isn’t garnering any real traction. A good example of a real marketing campaign pivoting their strategy was when LTHQ were posting photos of Louis on his actual YouTube channel with letters for us to solve the title of FITF songs. When fans didn’t solve one of the photo clues, they immediately went ahead and showed us the title, essentially showing us “how to” play the game.

All of the real marketing campaigns for Harry and Louis are always linked to their actual real social media accounts and are lead by their record labels and marketing teams.

All of these fake accounts pretending to be marketing or pretending to be Harry or Louis have always lead fans on wild goose chases for nothing and are never linked to any of their real accounts or record labels.

Stop believing troll accounts. They’re at best just trolling you and at worst using fandom to take advantage of young girls who think they’re “in” with Harry or Louis. It’s never them. Ever.

Be safe online.

Also of note: all real marketing campaigns are led by a team, not Harry or Louis personally. You’re never talking to them directly.

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