using the bus tracker app is like. oh it's going to be here in three minutes. now it's five minutes. oh the bus has killed itself

my favourite thing is characters who just met the person theyre literally going to be wildly in love with for the rest of their lives and theyre like “:/ they’re not all that” this is so embarrassing for u

I keep fish and sometimes breed them (free fish hack). At the moment I have some beautiful fellows that are getting up there in age, so it's time to create more.

I separate all of my fish by their gendies as soon as you can possibly tell them apart to keep the population of my tanks where I want it, and to prevent inbreeding (and all of the complications that stem from that). These lads have effectively never seen a girl.

When I added the female to continue their legacy, they didn't know what to do. So they did what any respectable man might do in that confusing situation: ignored her and continued having sex with each other.

So preoccupied with one another are they that I'm honestly not sure if they will ever include her in any way that matters. Their bloodline ends with gay sex, and tbh, I kinda love that for them.

The g in lgbtq stands for guppy. 🌈

As if to mock me directly, they are now going out of their way to have sex in front of her while she just floats there like

I've turned off the light so that maybe they'll include her by accident. 🤫

Free fish!

(Created by accident in the dark.)

I need you all to know, I sat on this news for 72 hours, closely monitoring, waiting for more to be born and this is it. There are 4 of them. 😂

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"Accidentally discovered straight sex while confused in the dark" is like. The opposite of a porn premise.

I am one again asking what on earth is the deal with Sunnydale's local economy/population?

By my count they have:

Had a dream last night that i was a knight and this bigger scarier knight had me on the ground and right before he swung his sword at my neck he said smth like "i mourn the loss of life for the tree who will become your coffin" which shouldnt of turned me on like it did but alas

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

my favorite coworker told me the scenario she thinks of to fall asleep is she stumbles upon a baby sheep and has to raise it and it grows up and she has to shear it and she says she envisions shearing it so carefully that she always falls asleep at that part

Hey. Does tumblr look bigger and stupider to anyone else right now?

Feel like I walked into a familiar room only to find that everything had been slightly sized up and rounded out so as to emulate the proportions of a child’s playpen. Why are the buttons and images so big.

Never getting over how differently howl's moving castle book and movie treat the scarecrow

Still the funniest thing about this scene in the book is that Howl decides to send the scarecrow flying like Team Rocket blasting off again

so embarrassing when i insist an actor looks familiar and need to place them or i’ll die and it turns out they were victim #3 in a supernatural episode that’s been imbedded in the ridges on my brain since middle school

Thinking about "convinced they're a monster, terrified of getting close to people because they don't want to hurt them" x "you're not a monster to me but like I'm also a little into it when you get scary ngl" this sounds really specific but I've had several pairs of blorbos like that

pet peeve of mine is when there’s an action scene in an unoccupied/abandoned steel mill that just has vats of molten steel lying around. How is it still molten? Is the foreman sitting at home going “ahh shit did I remember to turn off the electric arc furnace? whatever, it’s probably fine.” someone should be fired for this

mixing some drinks to renew my gender reveal, whichever taste i find peace with will choose my path

midway check-in: the pink one tastes pink and by god the blue one tastes blue. when you drink them both together it tastes distinctly like pineapple. there is no pineapple in either one

okay i have consumed both to their fullest extent and i have come to the conclusjion that i….am….

DRUNK!!

pronouns are he/hinebriated

y’all are gonna make me regret this post in the morning arent you

y’all are gonna make

me regret this post in the

morning arent you

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

people will design soap dispensers and dish racks and go like it's okay if this is capable of getting rusty, right. that's an acceptable weak point for an item whose sole immutable destiny is to get wet every time it's used, right

Hate when mutuals reblog polls for a fandom I’ve never heard of and don’t put in the tags who they voted for. My leige how am I supposed to help rig the results in your favor?? 🥺

never forget the universal rule of the order of things: People Will Not Read It

signs at stores? émail? menu ?? instruction ? post online ? caption with andswer to question ? group hand outs ??? street sign ??? no. The Written Word Is The Enemy

#The number of compliments i have gotten for reading a thing

The ability to occasionally Read A Thing will make you a hero in your workplace, especially if it is for example an error message that tells you what you need to do differently, or instructions on unjamming a printer.

how dare you say we put jam in the printer

As a reminder if you're wondering why Gundam has so many weird names for people and things, this is why.

At that point I think I too would name a character Quattro Bajeena