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Not that there's anything wrong with having something wrong with you

he’s exposing his brain at me

I think kafka’s diaries are the strongest evidence that journaling is not necessarily good for your mental health

it's because he didn't use washi tape

As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.

In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.

what a good morning!! im gonna draw a dog!!

apRIL FOOLS I DREW TWO DOGS THEY’RE BEST FRIENDS

Where will the lies end?

?????? rich people are losing it

to be clear, yes i would also do some of this if i had the money. im experiencing blinding envy over the dr pepper mirror dimension.

i'd like to introduce my daughter Nuance to tumblr

Can she play with my daughter Leftist Infighting

sure, what could possibly go wrong

this april fools reblog to let your followers know that they are not safe from getting DEERED

no sentence fills me with utter loathing so much as "i asked chatgpt"

I was accidentally 15 one time and basically there’s Problems forever because of this

tumblr publishing a major cosmetic update (at least for the ios app) the day before april fool’s day is so suspicious….. girl what are you planning

ohhhhh. it was nothing. they didn’t plan anything.

they threw together some polls because they clearly prioritized changing fonts and spacing in arbitrary ways for their update and didn’t have time to do an april fool’s gag

thats so lame lol

This is probably my favourite tweet ever hello we are your bank

happy birthday trans people!!!

cmyk test pages r like angels to me

do you understand

I made you something OP

Ship dynamics are always like Sunshine and Sunshine protector~ Cinnamon roll and their grumpy one 🤗 Well what about 2 cunts. They're both cunts and that's the dynamic. cunt4cunt.