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(from Twitter, 21 Oct 2022)

@advosart may I pin this repost so that I can see this absolutely adorable serotonin boost everytime I open tumblr?

kinda funny when online discourse can be refuted with ‘I was literally there’

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

The calculator is having hallucinations.

"gay or european" also goes for middle-aged women btw. that lady with short hair no makeup and sneakers isn't a lesbian she's just german

I find this so interesting cause in a way it exposes how much worse the prison of gender norms are in America.

Regular people I would never assume anything about are assumed to be gay.

In a mocking way or positive way. Gay or European is an American shock to the freedom of gender expression in Europe.

matt just fired half the remaining tumblr support staff lmao

from my sources adjacent to tumblr--from which i can spread rumors and insider information freely because i dont give a fuck about ever working in the tech sector--im hearing this round of firings was focused on purging the senior staff, and not just from support but from the entire remaining tumblr workforce. i'm hearing there are about 25 people left.

Waiting for Chapelle Roan to get old enough to start singing about the back pain she's getting from whatever fucking pretzel ass posture she has in the chorus of Casual

"knee deep in the passenger seat" girl HOW

I know she's really short but you're telling me you're on your knees in the foot space of the passenger seat and you're still bending your head down to pussy level?

Girl you need to fuck more ergonomically I'm saying this for your own good

Tarsal claws on tarantulas. You agree.

YOU AGREE.

"Rationalism" is up there with "Objectivism" in terms of "definitionally funny things to call your own belief system".

"Yeah man I've been doing some thinking and philosophy and I've come up with a framework called Being Right"

more products of my chronic boredom.

Holy shit Susan Crawford won!

283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.

"maybe it's not your pussy" is such a funny phrase and also correct. People wonder why chores are so hard and it's like, friends we used to have a whole intergenerational team on this and now Grandma is locked in a beige box. Cooking is hard.

Reblog the problem is capitalism and not your pussy

*tsk* Gotta hate it when you chip a nail.

Yall are cowards for deleting this caption.

Chell taking a rip out of her portable turret bong

Cory Booker has been talking in the senate for over 20 hours now

He’s not filibustering. He’s protesting the current administration.

For those of you from outside the US or those of you who didn’t pay attention in government class, in the US senate there’s really no limit to the amount of time a senator can speak. So sometimes if they don’t want a bill to pass they just. Don’t stop talking. To hopefully get past the deadline to vote on a bill. This is called filibustering.

Senator Cory Booker isn’t doing that. He’s disrupting “the normal business of the United States Senate for as long as I am physically able”. Just in protest. This doesn’t usually happen.

He’s less than 20 minutes away from breaking the record of the longest speech given on the senate floor

Cory Booker has officially broken Strom Thurmond’s record for longest speech on the senate floor and he’s still going

For those of you wondering what he’s been talking about this whole time, his staff wrote down a bunch of stuff for him to read like stories from people across the political spectrum opposed to what the administration is doing. He’s also been telling personal anecdotes about meeting important civil rights leaders and other democratic senators have been pausing him for “questions” but the questions have been as long as a small speech and have both served the purpose of giving him a second to sit down and updating him on the news that he’s been missing while he’s been talking.

He has yielded the floor at 25 hrs and 4 mins. His eyes are so wide they look like they’re going to bug out of his skull so I don’t blame him for stopping. He said to go out and get in some good trouble.

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just got jumpscared at work today