"women are always like—"

"men are always like—"

shut up shut up shut up shut up shutupshutupshutupsHUT UP 🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄 gender essentialism-hating herd of cows running you over

sorry I’m not leaving this in the tags

what are you supposed to even do if you're hot and asexual. how to I convey that just because I'm the most fuckable person in this grocery store doesn't mean that I'm the most fuckable person in this grocery store. oh jessica rabbit we're really in it now.

"I asked ChatGPT-" okay well I asked one of the skyrim innkeepers, and she told me to slay the dragon at Autumnwatch Tower and then she glitched through the floor and I had to reload a save

Chirin's Bell Tolls

My finished piece for the @furryfootage.bsky.social zine!

yikes, unfollowing now. was a huge fan of his opera. had no idea he kidnapped the lead soprano and threatened to kill her fiancé if she didn’t marry him

yikes, unfollowing now. was a huge fan of his kidnapping schemes and various threats of murder. had no idea he was an opera nerd

harry du bois steps up to the lectern in front of the crowd. "as a lesbian...." he pauses, looks at kim questioningly. kim shakes his head imperceptibly. harry looks back at the audience "...supporter"

modding skyrim be like

modding skyrim be like

Anybody want a couple yards of the Zodiac cipher quilting cotton

filmmakers and audiences and critics alike all need to start suspending their disbelief again

‘this doesn’t make sense’ so?????

important edition

I feel like this one is relevant too

They're opening the largest one from 1975 in like 19 months.

They’re opening the largest one from 1975 in like a month

They're opening the largest one from 1975 in like five days

Theyre opening the largest one from 1975 in four days

so guess who went to the time capsule

photos of the inside (part 2/?)

photos of the inside plus some of the items from the time capsule (part 3/?)

items from inside the capsule. guy on the Capsule Team (event volunteers, i imagine) said that this old beat up car was in the pyramid part of the capsule rather than in the underground chamber. iirc, you could pay a dollar to dent the car and then write your name on it— but window breaking was off limits! (part 4/?)

items inside the capsule. these were all stored in the house of davisson (another community project by the guy who made the time capsule). there were masks provided for anyone with health issues and it was super hot inside (part 5/?)

items inside the capsule. the paper has a list of some of the items in the capsule— the parking ticket for the car is a personal fave. had to take a short break from posting images because some kids blew up the park port-a-potty again. such is life (part 6/?)

more shelves of time capsule items! there were a lot of company donations. in the last pic, you can see the original groundbreaking shovel (part 7/?)

still more items from the capsule! ft. my purple shoe and the old car from part 4 (part 8/?)

finally, the pièce de résistance: the brand new 1975 chevy vega (as brand new as a car from 1975 that was buried underground for 50 years can be). near the car was a little tent with souvenir items and another tent where people who had placed an item into the time capsule (or whose relatives had done so) could fill out forms to retrieve their items. (part 9/?)

And Garfield was there.

Yeehawgust 2025: Stars of the Midnight Range

Time to get back in the saddle, folks! It’s time for Yeehawgust year 7 and there are starry skies ahead.

Yeehawgust features daily art prompts as well as alternative weekly prompts, for those of us who are a bit slower on the draw. Don’t draw at all? No problem! Submit any art at all, be it illustration, comics, writing, fanfiction, photography, embroidery, sculpture, music, or whatever other creative endeavors you might enjoy. What matters is that you made it with your own hands, and all skill levels are welcome! 

Maybe you love media like Red Dead Redemption and Fallout: New Vegas, or you’re a fan of the western genre. Perhaps you want to see your blorbos in boots and spurs, or put your OCs in a Stetson. Heck, you could just like drawing horses. Whatever the reason, you’re welcome to join in, pardner!

Add #Yeehawgust to your work and follow along here on the Yeehawgust blog. If your post isn’t showing up on the blog or in the tag, just give a holler.

Check out the “Reblogging Policy and Q&A” linked on the blog for more info about Yeehawgust. The event is also YeehawgustPrompts over on Instagram, yeehawgust.bsky.social over on Bluesky, and  @Yeehawgust on Twitter... but Tumblr is where we hang our hat at the end of the day. And remember, y’all: be rootin’, tootin’, shootin’, and most importantly, be kind.

If you’d appreciate a text-based version of the prompt list for any reason at all, or if you’d like a prompt list in an Instagram-friendly aspect ratio, check below the cut!

you there 🫵 sexualize this old man with me.

Completed goretober cm for cryptidcoyote

Bo Sinclair // House Of Wax (2005)

that’s a good one