if the word multifandom was a person

Die temu ad die

Hmm. Accidentally looks like latin.

It accidentally is latin

Accidental latin is my new favourite thing.

Found this in the margins of a medieval manuscript.

Rosemary? You mean spicy pine needles?

Are you insinuating that regular pine needles aren’t spicy???

Regular pine needles are regular

Not by rosemary standards

…Have you eaten pine needles?

We’ve been friends for like four years, do you seriously have to ask if I’ve eaten pine needles or not

I mean I’m pretty sure you have but I don’t want to assume

Of course I’ve eaten pine needles. Various kinds. Singleleaf pinyon is weirdly the best

Are they…

You know, I’d love to tell you but I’m pretty unclear about what marks the difference between “spice” and “strong-tasting plant that isn’t considered a spice”

I’ll have to eat some pine needles myself then to find out

Ok but it only counts if they’re PINE needles and not just any old needle-like leaf off a tree

I’m going to eat every needle-like leaf I see

Please Don’t Do That

Needle-Like Leaf Roulette

…I’ll accept this plan as long as you promise not to eat any yew leaves.

I can try very hard not to

Pine needles are distinguished by the presence of a sheath-like structure at the base of the leaf, almost always holding bundles of two or more leaves. Yews don’t have the sheath thing

It’s time for me to go out into the woods and stare at needle leaves

Finally you can gain real insight into my average daily life

this conversation reads like two shakespeare characters who come out in the middle of the play to talk about something completely unrelated for comic relief and then are never heard from again

god fucking dammit gimme a minute

Enter AERUH and MALUS SYL-VESTRIS, a pair of JESTERS.

AERUH I tell thee, rosemary is like a pine but with a spicy taste.

MALUS                         Art thou to claim that needles base of pine have not a spice?

AERUH A needle base of pine is merely base.

MALUS ‘Tis not when held, comparing, to anthos.

AERUH My dearest Malus, needles thou'st eaten?

MALUS How many moons have we as friends seen rise? How many suns have we as friends seen set? Thou sixteen seasons in my heart I’ve held, and hope that I in thine hast been the same. With brotherhood as rich and old as this, thou needst not ask me such frivolities.

AERUH I know thou likely has, to tell the truth, but I would not assume.

MALUS                       Well, yes, I have. A multitude of types I’ve eaten too. I’ll tell thee now: the best (though it is strange) is single-leaf pinyon.

AERUH                     And it has spice?

MALUS I truly wish that I could tell thee this, but now, i'faith, I cannot fully tell, the difference in classifying thus: to say “has spice” or merely “herbal strength”.

AERUH To tell this tale most clearly it would seem that eating needles from a pine’s required.

MALUS Aye, it would seem that that’s the task at hand, but caution tells that this is what’s to do: eat only needles of the honest pine, and none of lying leaf with pinelike shape.

AERUH I’ll eat them all.

MALUS                   I prithee, stay thyself.

AERUH Roulette with leaves.

MALUS                     At least restrain from yew.

AERUH I’ll do my best.

MALUS                That is all can we do. The scholars tell that needles true of pine can be distinguished from the lying yew by sheathlike clothing all along the base; the yew has no such guard.

AERUH                          With this new truth I now will venture out into the wood and seek the pines and pinelike fakes alike to stare them down and learn their secret truths.

MALUS With this thou canst at long and weary last Discover for thyself my life’s own path.

Exeunt.

Enter MACDUFF.

MACDUFF. Yo dudes that king there’s dead. Like dead as FUCK.

get this shit in angsty emotional moodboards NOW

aye aye capn

PLEASE THIS ROCKS

Been thinking lately abt the concept of mcu nat having liho and maria taking her in post endgame… i might have to write a little fic abt it

Mundane Avengers headcanons:

You know they’re meant to be because they could share one chair between them

Avengers: Endgame (2019), dir. Russo brothers

march 8th is a great day to talk about my favorite show and the women in it. agents of s.h.i.e.l.d. are filled with strong, vibrant, and diverse female characters. this is one of the reasons why they have held such a significant place in my heart for 7 years

happy holiday, dear ladies!!

<333

Kate Bishop. That’s it. That’s the post.

literally its so fun being abnormal about christianity and also being christian because i just said "id kiss judas with tongue" in front of my pastor and she squinted at me and went "do you need to be removed from council or are you going to be normal?"

me: do you think jesus and peter ever explored each other's bodies?

her husband, the other pastor: oh almost definitely.

her:

this cannot become a big post guys don't reblog it

@achivement-unlocked

This feels like something

Achieving unlocked!

The Bible has a fandom too

Jesus x Judas yaoi

Achievement unlocked!

MILD SPELLING ERROR

come on dude it’s in your name

FUCKING AGAIN??????

Achievement unlocked!

There is no escape

Just succumb

yeah okay ill reblog that

This post has been rickrolled.

WHY DO YOU DO THIS

Why is the sky blue? Why is water wet?

Why does the SUN rise and fall?

Because these things are.

They are facets of existence. As such, I rickroll people.

Water is wet, the sky is blue and I’m never gonna give you up,

Water is wet, the

sky is blue and I’m never

gonna give you up,

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

This post should be highjacked by gimmick blogs @in-n-out-burger-official what you think???

I'll raise my pink lemonade to that! Gimmick blogs, come forth!

Hands you a spatula

dragons

DRAGONS LOCATED

I summon thee @girl-detector

@is-the-salmon-horny do you have any idea if the fish Jesu-

time to bombard jesus with emails @the-real-gmail @proton-mail-real @the-real-yahoo-mail lets go guys

Hehe hope this email finds you well

This post is chaotic evil!

There’s probably a valid rain world name somewhere around here

I'm losing my mind

@jesus-holding-your-fave mildly related have fun

yeah ok i’ll reblog that

@god-offical what is your opinion on this situation?

I need to go lie down

What on earth happened here

Every time I talk about winterwidow I have to make it very clear that I’m not referring to the MCU

Because while they >>>

are soulmates

They >>>

are homosexuals

And while I love them all equally my MCU ships are not the same as my marvel comics ships

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

voidethered:

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

This post is immaculate

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

This just gets better and better

This is one of my favourite things to look at

holy shit this stuff is back

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

IT GOT BETTER

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

we’ve reached the ultimatum

IT’S BACK ON MY DASH AND IT BECAME BETTER

I see this post every couple of months and it never ceases to make me laugh like a fucking dolphin

I brought it back. Hahah.

@real-british-empire a r t e f a c t, y o i n k

Already got it!!!

@walmart-the-official non broken

yeeep, if you go to older reblogs it’s not broken but recent reblogs are so broken for some reason?? Is there en edited version or smth

I think there was an time where you could basically edit people’s images to something else so that might be the case for this post

sometimes your hyperfixation leaves you and sometimes your scrolling twt and a new picture of Victoria Justice and Liz Gilles hugging shows up and you start freaking out to an insane level bc Jori 2024 is happening right in front of me

wait if you saw it on twitter you probably haven't seen the comment from insta 😭😭