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“every time i see this celebrity they look younger!” cool, it’s plastic surgery
it’s not pilates, it’s not skincare, it’s not moral virtue manifesting in the form of physical beauty, you’re not gonna grow old like that, they didn’t even grow old like that, and the cosmetic procedures you can afford are not gonna look that good
also the new popular comment to make is "lol [actress] has taken the substance" and it's like...yeah. that's what the substance was about
welcome to da aquarium
Something I found hilarious the other day was seeing one of those “I bought this before Elon Musk went insane” bumper stickers, except it wasn’t on a Tesla. It was on the most beat up 20+ year old Toyota Corolla I’ve ever seen that was missing three hubcaps and had no less than seven different dents in the rear bumper. yeah I do not doubt that you bought that one before musk went insane
Frankie, what's your favorite activity to do in the afternoon?
MY BEAM
Trying to start some toxic yuri shit with this mech pilot, but she's well adjusted and happily married. I called her my loyal dog and she filed an HR report fuuuuuuuuck
Reblog to do that to the person you reblogged it from <3
awaken
WAKEY WAKEY!!
Vikings didn't have horns on their helmets but I bet if you showed them a single modern Viking depiction they'd all start doing it like gangsters imitating The Godfather
There are so many things to learn!
They keep making new knowledge!!
