welcome to the swamp

I AM SO SICK OF GETTING EMAILS FROM FUCKING CHRISTIANBOOK.COM!!!!! you buy a playmobil figure of martin luther ONE TIME and they’re all over your dick for years telling you about their bible specials. it’s over! i don’t have feelings for you christianbook.com i just wanted a single night of pleasure! it was a one night stand with protestantism!! 

Why did you buy a play mobile Martin Luther

i thought he was funny your honor

Martin Luther’s 95 pieces

think about your blorbos ON THE CLOCK

I for one think the symbiotic relationship between Tumblr and AO3 is beautiful

yoou guys wont be laughing when i suddenly collapse unconscious and have to be taken to the hospital. then youll all see <- normal thought process to have while doing anything i dont want to

me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm

i’m gonna be free and i’m gonna be fine……..but maybe not tonight

tumblr night shift is crazy everyones ready to die or ready to fuck

Back in my day we called it nightblogging and we blamed the Australians

lets make music together 🫴

why is everyone talking about this website dying again for tje 15th time

they;re selling us to one direction??

if tumblr shuts down you can find me on tumblr. ill still be here. they cant make me leave

always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada

WAIT HUH??? IM CANADIAN????? WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARS ABOUT THIS UNTIL NOW??????

two gay men got arrested for fucking in a public bathroom but they argued since you had to pay for it it was a hotel and it was fine. their defence worked and we dont have to pay for bathrooms anymore

Ok guys I know we want to celebrate victories in queer history but

1. Googling "Canada gay sex pay toilets" just brings up a bunch of reblogs of this post

2. There does not seem to have been any sort of norm of public toilets in Canada charging money to use in the 20th century

3. I am neither Canadian nor a lawyer but I find it extremely hard to believe that there is any jurisdiction on earth where charging money to use a public toilet makes it legally constitute a hotel room and therefore OK to have sex in.

thats because i lied about this

i have a new theory called alive internet theory where i propose that the internet is full of real people and you can befriend some of them even and maybe actually kiss them and more

I did this same poll in a much smaller group (~35 people), but I have a lot of followers here, so I'm curious. Please reblog to increase sample size<3

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

I think...you might be right

what the fuck