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Feeling like a sims 1 sim.
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matt just fired half the remaining tumblr support staff lmao
from my sources adjacent to tumblr--from which i can spread rumors and insider information freely because i dont give a fuck about ever working in the tech sector--im hearing this round of firings was focused on purging the senior staff, and not just from support but from the entire remaining tumblr workforce. i'm hearing there are about 25 people left.
Well fuckity
Oh fuck
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been listening to the knuckles raps from sa2 while pretending to not know the music is from a video game and i highly recommend the experience. really good from the perspective of a normal rapper who talks about ghosts trying to kill him and his ability to telepathically detect gemstones in the earth
i did this once while driving a classmate who knew nothing about sonic to college and she said in full seriousness ‘it’s so sad that he feels like he can’t depend on anyone but himself’
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go and get 'em, kid; we're counting on you
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Play toys can mean anything from running around in a field together to making elaborate littlest pet shop rp scenarios to playing Minecraft to learning yoyo tricks together to having an elaborate fancy tea party to doing bob Ross paintings together to hardcore bdsm sex. And you can do any of them with your friends if they have time and want to play toys with you btw
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charlottan
this april fools reblog to let your followers know that they are not safe from getting DEERED
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Anonymous asked:
Imagine you meet this really cool girl online and hit it off and then after a bit when you go to meet up in person she texts you "please don't be mad" and reveals she's actually a bug capable of accessing the internet with her mind. Is this an improvement? Workable? A dealbreaker?
It'd be such a rare thing, I think I'd have to at least try to make it work! I mean, there was a spark, right? It would depend on what kind of bug, though. I'm envisioning a beetle due to Kafkaesque reasons, but I have a phobia for wasps due to childhood trauma (Which I do not blame the wasps for, it was the neglect of grownups that caused this fear) so if she was a wasp that might be a problem.
Anyway, I'm asexual, so it's not like that'd be a deal-breaker in the relationship, and sharing my apartment would be a lot more doable if she's a small bug, too! She wouldn't need to eat as much as a human either, so that'd save money.
One thing I'm wondering though, can she also talk? She can access the internet with her mind, but if that, along with her fully developed thought similar to a human, is the extend of her special traits, it'd make communication more difficult. I'd have to grab my phone every time she wants to say something to me because the only way she can do so is to send me messages? That'd be very annoying, and then I'd have to get a data plan for when we're on the go... Plus I've just started trying to use my phone less! Hmm, what a conundrum...
Immediately after answering this ask I swatted away a fruit fly and for a brief moment my mind said "WHAT IF THAT'S HER!!"
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welcome to Martinaise
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now if you thought "group" is an unhelpful and nondescriptive name for a mathematical concept. just remember that the broader category of mathematical concepts that groups belong to is called, a "category". so it could always be worse
Reblogged bottledplants
This story's a few years old, but multiple people in the notes are saying this is still Greyhound policy. So, I went looking to fact check that before sharing it and found this page:
Under the parts on company discrimination policy, there's a section on US Customs and Border Protection checks (in both English and Spanish).
Greyhound Lines, Inc. does not consent to warrantless immigration enforcement checks on its buses or in non-public areas of its terminals.
That's a very clearly written policy, so yay the post is true! But what really got me, is that it's followed by a list of rights people have if they are questioned, searched, or detained, so people can protect themselves as well.
That is then followed by a brief explanation of discrimination law around race and ethnicity being used as a reason to stop and search, and how to submit a civil rights complaint if you are being stopped for discriminatory reasons.
They then provide links to places people can get help if they need it, like the ACLU and the National Immigrant Justice Centre.
Greyhound seem to be really committing to the rights of their passengers, and it's really nice to see!
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Real asf This is literally the realest shit anyones ever said
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There’s probably more but these are the ones I can think of at the moment! Please be considerate and don’t play pranks at other people’s expenses!
Have fun everyone!
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variations on "feel old yet" meme:
lying (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 36 years ago
lying (undershooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 7 years ago
lying by a ridiculous amount (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 900 years ago
lying by a ridiculous amount (undershooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 15 minutes ago
real date of event no one reading was alive for: feel old yet? the great san francisco earthquake happened 118 years ago
real date of event no one reading was alive for or cares about: feel old yet? prince frederick henry died 395 years ago
event no one reading was alive for and also lying: feel old yet? the great san francisco earthquake happened 4 years ago
event that did not happen: feel old yet? brian mulroney was assassinated 48 years ago
event that did not happen and even if it did this would be a lie: feel old yet? brian mulroney was assassinated 197 years ago
real date of event on a cosmological scale: feel old yet? the sun was formed 4,600,000,000 years ago
lying on a cosmological scale (undershooting): feel old yet? the sun was formed 12 years ago
lying on a cosmological scale (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 12,000,000,000 years ago
real date of a personal anecdote that only you know or card about: feel old yet? i made a really good stir fry 5 years ago
reversal: feel young yet? frozen 3 is coming out in 3 years
reversal on a cosmological scale: feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 8,000,000,000 years
reversal (lying about event): feel young yet? the first episode of spongebob will air in 3 years
reversal (lying about time, overshooting): feel young yet? frozen 3 is coming out in 8,000,000,000 years
reversal (lying about time, undershooting): feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 3 years
reversal (lying about time, really undershooting): feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 12 minutes
real date of a recurring event that wasn't very long ago: feel old yet? halloween was 13 days ago
lying about recurring event: feel old yet? halloween was 10,000 years ago
reversal of recurring event: feel young yet? thursday is tomorrow
reversal of personal anecdote: feel young yet? my laundry is done in 52 minutes
real(?) date of a nonspecific event: feel old yet? something happened 2 years ago
lying about the reader (undershooting): feel old yet? you were born 5 years ago
lying about the reader (overshooting): feel old yet? you were born 650 years ago
making a reasonable guess about the reader: feel old yet? you were born 22 years ago
technically telling the truth about the reader: feel old yet? you were born between 0 and 120 years ago
threatening the reader: feel young yet? you will die in 7 days
non sequitur: feel old yet? half of all chameleon species on earth live in madagascar
non sequitur (lying): feel old yet? chameleons are immune to fire
lying on several levels: feel old yet? chameleons were invented 36 years ago
self-reference: feel old yet? i started writing this post 40 minutes ago
giving up: feel old yyet?th e emmenkr,tn dbw a 8 gn m hk\
i can't finish the joke someone else come up with a punchline: feel old yet?
declarative statement: you feel old.
subversive declarative statement: time isn't even real.
reference another meme: feel old yet? yeah. this is the beach that makes you old.
reference another meme specifically about injecting non sequiturs into long posts: feel old yet? the glue that lets you walk up and down anything was invented 36 years ago