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20 she/her autistic Christian previously known as polteageistappreciation profile pic by ninalove616 here on tumblr!

Dan and I bought a thing called โ€œlong zitiโ€ from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, butโ€ฆ. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldnโ€™t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ. Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldnโ€™t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room. Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.

Bringing back Long Ziti for another round because itโ€™s just too funny

real life creepypasta

Your worship of an evil and controlling god has brought you nothing but misery, and stopped you from being you truest self, and prevented you from having solidarity with your fellow workers. I know my gods are stronger and greater then yourse, for they have helped me find liberation, and best enjoy the comforts and pleasures of this earth, while your god is a creature of nothing but misery. Hail Hel the comfort of the broken. Hail Thor the protector of humanity and breaker of chains. Hail Odin the liberator of forbidden knowledge. May their power eclipse Christ's.

Perhaps one day you will be free of His power. We don't even know who you truly are. You could even be nonbinary like me. We await the day when you're free.

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Is this.... is this a new copy pasta? This reads like a copy pasta.

I'll treat it seriously for funsies, though, cause this sounds like an interesting convo to have. All the respect to you, i hope you can understand. I mean no insult, but I'm autistic so I may come off blunt. I also have a lot of questions. If you can only answer a few, that is ok! ^-^

First, Christ is God and king, there is no truth above this one, but I am curious about your thoughts on thor, hel, and odin and whoever else you care to talk about. I am Norwegian myself, so I grew up with their tales.

What makes my God evil? What makes your thor, hel, and odin not evil?

I like who I am, as I am. Why would you assume anything else? It almost seems like you are projecting a little, I hope you know that you do deserve love and there is no real reason to be insecure, there is only one Man who walked this earth who was ever perfect and there won't be another perfect one to walk this earth again until He Himself returns.

What made you choose the nonbinary label? Why do you think it might fit me?

What freedom is there in calling yourself non binary when you can still be a woman and dress and act as you want? My personality does not revolve around me being a woman. My being a woman is just a fact of my existence. It doesn't make me act any certain way except by way of hormones lol

Does the nonbinary label have any purpose besides creating a third set of roles to live by? Or does it just create a role where you just reject the other roles?

Do you think following gender roles is the only way one can be a woman or man? What basis do you have for this belief?

No matter what label you choose, people will think whatever they wish of you, and there is nothing you can do to ever control that. So why bother with labels anyhow? Why not just let your own words and actions do the talking about who you are?

I don't want comforts and pleasures now, they won't do me any good in the future. Pleasures only ever worsened the rot of loneliness that plagued me. I've only ever found true comfort in God.

What sort of comfort does hel provide that you think my God does not?

What control do you think my God has over me that I haven't already willingly given to Him?

Every time I've strayed from His law, I've only ever ended up hurting myself and/or others. Loving God has made it easier for me to love and understand others. I know some of the pain that they deal with and can relate to/comfort them because of it. Seeing Jesus comfort the sick, needy, and poor reminds me to do so for others as well as gives me a good example of how to do so. And I do my best because my best is all I have. As long as there is free will, perfection is not possible for this world.

What freedom have this thor, hel, and odin granted you that you think I don't have?

Do you think thor, hel, and odin have not brought misery themselves by way of their vikings (my ancestors) looting, ravaging, and murdering other peoples?

I am curious about your response! Sorry that this is disorganized! I like to try to understand other people's point of view, maybe we won't ever find any grounds in which we agree with eachother but I'd like to find some sort of mutual respect/understanding and stuff! ^-^

Fandom Problem #8189:

I'm sick of characters with awesome hair who then cut it off short into a fuckass bob for a cliche "girlboss" moment. Please figure out a way to communicate "look she's empowered and a badass now" that doesn't involve butchering a great design.

Uh oh! You are now a were-animal! This means you become a human-sized animal hybrid with uncontrollable bloodlust every night!

Spin this wheel to get your species

gonna be honest with you, a good chunk of my loved ones are geckos

Were-shark.

... It's a good twenty minutes from where I live to the sea by foot, and maybe just about 10 minutes from where I live to the local estuary.

Nah. I'm fucked on my first transformation.

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