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Limnaia

@limnaia / limnaia.tumblr.com

Hey, I'm Jim. I'm trans*, queer, polyam, kinky, geeky and pagan. I'm a grumpy little monster.
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*slides in like harley quinn in that one screenshot meme*

so you recently met mercymorn the first, second saint to serve the king undying.

thots?

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LYCTORS WHO ARE THIS COOL SHOULD NOT HAVE TO FUCK JOD FOR ANY FUCKING REASON

NOT EVEN TO BRING ABOUT HIS OWN FUCKING DOWNFALL

I AM EVEN INCLUDING AUGUSTINE IN THAT AS PROOF OF MY OWN UNENDING MERCY

UNLIKE GOD FUCK THAT GUY

(I am not actually to the bit where they do in fact use a tactical threesome yet, but I know it is coming (ba-dum tish) and I am preemptively horrified. I got spoiled a whole bunch by Tumblr, but seeing how we get to the places I know we are going is about half the fun.)

In short: I am 100% convinced that any murder attempts are entirely justified, Mercymorn Was Right, etc etc.

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Also ye gods, is every lyctor just several traumas standing on top of each other in a trenchcoat like fucking Muppet man?

*slides in like harley quinn in that one screenshot meme*

so you recently met mercymorn the first, second saint to serve the king undying.

thots?

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LYCTORS WHO ARE THIS COOL SHOULD NOT HAVE TO FUCK JOD FOR ANY FUCKING REASON

NOT EVEN TO BRING ABOUT HIS OWN FUCKING DOWNFALL

I AM EVEN INCLUDING AUGUSTINE IN THAT AS PROOF OF MY OWN UNENDING MERCY

UNLIKE GOD FUCK THAT GUY

(I am not actually to the bit where they do in fact use a tactical threesome yet, but I know it is coming (ba-dum tish) and I am preemptively horrified. I got spoiled a whole bunch by Tumblr, but seeing how we get to the places I know we are going is about half the fun.)

In short: I am 100% convinced that any murder attempts are entirely justified, Mercymorn Was Right, etc etc.

honestly in mercymorn's shoes i would become insufferable also. you ended the world poisoned the universe lied to me let me eat my best friend and watched and said nothing. and there's nothing i can safely do about it. not yet, not for a long time. if i ever want you gone i am going to have to sit this out and let you think i still love you.

so you know what? i will be screaming everything i say to you from now on. every comment i make will be a criticism or a complaint and it will be delivered with as many exclamation points as i can manage. i will tear your every choice apart. i will openly fatasize about torturing you. i will never ever ever shut up. you will never be without my opinion on anything and it will never be positive. and just when it starts to seem like i've gone too far, just when you start to suspect i may actually hate you, i will pull it back. i will tell you that it's all for your own good. my love for you and your rule is so great that i cannot bear to see even the slightest flaw threatening either. and you will smile and forgive me and i will tell you that your speech was ineloquent your military is disorganized and you need to iron your fucking shirt before you ever show your stupid face in public again. i may never be free of you but motherfucker that means YOU will never be free of ME.

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The good news: you get to pick your new soulmate! (You can define "soulmate" however you want: platonic/romantic/partners in crime/etc. But they will be in your life, constantly.)

The bad news: you don't get to pick where they come from.

Spin this wheel until you get a fandom with characters that you recognize. As soon as you do, stop. One of those people* is going to be a constant presence in your life, whether you like it or not. So choose wisely.

*broadly defined

Alright, I spun it five times and didn’t find a fandom where I know even a single character’s name. I give up, I’m clearly meant to die alone.

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Recentishly I made my way back to reading ATLA fic and insta-fantasied about Sys learning about Zuko's scar whilst at the Western Air Temple and just scene cut to her singlehandly storming the throne room during one of Ozai's pre-Sozin comet rally speech things and just flames on holding his head in both hands until his skull disintegrates which I know is OOC af but the now adult part of me that watched relatives grow up from babies into capable young people does not care just craves pantshittingly terrifying retribution against an awful man by someone invincible to his power

You know this is not the first, third, or fifth time someone has said 'god Sys would be Perfect to just beat the absolute shit out of fuckin Ozai, fuck that guy so hard'

And I really think that says a lot about how much of a piece of utter shit Ozai is.

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Sys just scruffing Azula like a naughty kitten and being like 'young lady this is NOT appropriate behavior'

Firelady Systlin pseudo-adopting Zuko, Azula and the other kids when?

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Pornography!

The words kind!

So recently I wrote an erotica short about a robot girl who gets her spine replaced by her cute butch mechanic- literally gets her back blown out- and because I'm who I am as people it ended up also kinda being about disability and transness and the kind of care we wish people would take with our bodies and our feelings, and the first few readers said it was really good and I decided I believed them.

Here it is! It's called Spine.

It costs an entire two dollars and will give you a penny change and possibly new kinks, which is great fun. So yeah! Buy my book!

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what

what

this thing is broken but here. i’ll cop to the nerdy strategist with a thirty thousand foot perspective thing but i have nowhere near the initiative and drive this list ascribes to me, which may be just as well given the implicit scale of potential damage if i did 😭 honestly though, wtf, i made mostly cowardly middle of the road assessments so i’m not sure how tf it derived this from that. maybe it just washed everything out of the picture except for the like two questions i answered with great vigor lmao

Getting Floki pleases me greatly. I take it as a great compliment.

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Sorry for serious post

But you may have heard the UK is massively cutting disability benefits, which is really bad for me, a disabled. I know a change.org petition is, like, the cliche of ineffective activism, but this one was made by a labour MP during a labour rebellion so it might have more effect. Even if not, it's at least doing something. So please sign and share, if you're able to.

Sorry again, back to the funnies soon.

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ghost stories are alarmingly easy to spread tbh

when I was like ten I was walking back from the chip shop near my gran's house with a neighbour and we took a short cut down an alley which was enclosed by garages except for one part which was wire fenced and led to the electricity shack

and while I was walking I chucked a chip over the fence. the girl walking with me, C, reasonably asks why I did that

"oh, don't you know?" I say, as if I'm not equally out of my own loop

she shakes her head. the enclosed alleyway has no streetlights. it's after dark. the shack is isolated in the distance.

"a little girl who lived up on the court climbed the fence once on a dare. she went up to the shack and touched it, but there was a wire sticking out, and when she touched it, she got electrocuted and died, right there. if you come back in the daylight, you can still see the black mark."

[editor's note: the court was the smaller road off the side of the crescent, which was the one C's family and my gran lived on. the houses there were slightly more expensive and newer, almost all occupied by wealthy commuters to the city, where most of the crescent houses were occupied by retirees and locals who worked on the trading estate. naturally, crescent kids hated the court. houses there got bricked about once a month.]

"no she didn't," C says

I made up this story for absolutely no reason and with no plan, but I'm not gonna back down now. "sure she did. and if you go past on your way back from the shops and you don't leave her an offering, she'll follow you home through the streetlights. one flickers behind you, then the next, then the next, until you get home. and then the lights start to flocked inside the house. even if you turn out all the electrics before bed, it'll be too late. she's inside. and you'll wake up on the night and see her, and she'll be so awful to see it'll stop your heart."

[editor's note: the streetlights always flickered. this was because our neighbour monkey george kept setting the junction boxes on fire]

"I never did before and she never followed me home!"

"do you come down the alley after dark? or do you take the main road with the streetlights?" I knew she didn't use the shortcut, because I'd been the one to talk her into it that night. she was three years younger than me and scared of the dark.

C claims not to believe me, but she throws a chip over the fence too, and walks the rest of the way looking over her shoulder. I get to pride myself for the night on being good at scary stories, and don't think much more about it.

fast forward six or seven years. I'm back in town. I'm on my way back from the chip shop, taking the same shortcut home. ahead of me on the road are a couple of kids I vaguely recognise as old playmates' younger siblings.

they stop, and I watch one fish out three sweeties from the pack they're sharing. they take one each and throw them over the fence. they carry on walking.

I realise that this is probably my fault, as are any resulting pest control issues around the old electricity shack.

when I get to the fence, I throw a chip over.

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