It’s gotten so fashionable on tumblr to hate on The Beatles but who else is going to eat rotten wood and contribute to soil fertility in complex forest ecosystems?

alright so Pangur got her claw stuck while rolling over in bed, and then just GAVE UP, which led to her being horizontally flattened in a way that gives her impossible girth and...... I'll share, but just know that it's an optical illusion. please. I swear to god she's a healthy weight. I mean, a little chubby, but not like this.

here

so for some reason you have all crucified her

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every time i write i think about that maya angelou quote where she talks about her editor asking her why she uses semicolons instead of colons and says she has often responded by threatening to never speak to him again

she’s so fucking funny

Point Defiance Zoo just announced that their Malaysian tapir Yuna gave birth to a calf on Sunday night 🎉

I love saying "cute..." about stuff. because a lot of stuff is cute...

"one either loves oneself or knows oneself" by precious okoyomon

(guy whos scared of everything and feels guilty about everything) sorry i got scared and felt guilty

some of my favorite occupations on what’s my line

These are the jobs people on House Hunters have then come out with $1 million budgets

Saw a post about the sesamarot and wanted to share my favorite reading

I’ve built up a high tolerance to funny over the years. This is genuinely one of the few times I’ve ever laughed so hard I’ve started crying. I trust you, sesamarot.

I've learned the hard way that you need to make sure everybody present is familiar with this tweet before attempting to quote it or else everyone is going to recreate that photo of those college students holding solo cups staring at you with disgust

LIFE Magazine, July 25, 1949

that shits is potions